The Last Horror Movie Page #2

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Or maybe you think

it isn't my fault.

Maybe I watched

too many violent films...

when I was a child.

That one always

makes me laugh.

As if there weren't

people like me...

before films

were even invented.

And what about

everybody who saw...

"The Texas Chainsaw

Massacre"...

and didn't go out

and buy meat hooks?

No, take it

from someone who knows.

It ain't

the movies.

And I'm pretty sure

I'm not mad, either.

Usual, Max?

Oh, thank you, Joe,

that would be splendid.

Do have one

yourself.

Is he making

a film?

As a matter of fact,

I am making a film.

What's it about?

It's about life,

really.

And death.

Life sucks.

Death's not much better,

either.

Would you like

to do an interview with us?

So, your name is?

Bill.

Bill what?

Mullins.

So, it's 3:
00,

and you're shitfaced.

Yeah.

Regular occurrence?

When I've got

the money.

So, life didn't work out.

No.

Do you consider yourself

one of life's casualties?

What?

Well, what if I said

I could end all your troubles?

Now.

How?

With this.

Well, if I shot you

in the head, for example...

that would be an end

to all your suffering.

Is this

for the film?

All I'm asking

is why go on living?

Well...

You said it

yourself.

Life sucks.

So, why stay alive?

Look, I don't want

any trouble.

Who said anything

about trouble?

I'm just asking you

a question.

In fact,

I'm offering you a service.

It's just something

I'm trying to understand.

Why cling on to something

that makes you miserable?

You think

I killed him.

I didn't kill him.

It was only

a replica gun, anyway.

To tell you the truth,

I actually felt sorry for him.

I just wanted

to ask him that question.

I want to ask

a lot of people that question.

I mean,

you see people all the time...

going around,

looking totally miserable.

And you wonder

why they go on.

It's like

relationships.

Well,

a lot of them.

You've got 2 people

who can't stand each other...

or at least who are

totally bored with each other...

which is probably worse...

and they just

cling on.

Like parasites.

I think a lot of people

don't want to accept that...

which is understandable,

but they ought to.

Are you waiting

for your mummy?

Yeah.

Well, she told me

to come and pick you up.

Do you want to be

a part of our film as well?

Ok.

Yeah?

Want me to carry your bag?

No, I'm fine.

You ok?

Want to hold my hand?

I've got my car

just down here.

There you are.

Where have you been?

He wanted ice cream.

Brilliant.

Now he won't want his tea.

Hey, Nico!

You're still doing

that wedding stuff, then?

Yes.

When are you

gonna get a real job?

Do you want to explain to me

what you mean by a real job?

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