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for our philanthropy.

What's a phila-canopee?

Oh, no. It's a philanthropy.

It's like a charity.

Oh, I love charity.

Ne time, at the Mansion...

I even let Bob Saget grind on me

during a slow dance.

And here's a list of ideas

I came up with for fundraisers...

that might make us

a little more popular.

So, please take a read.

"Start a beekeeping club".

We could have the masks, even.

"Paleolithic bake sale".

Hi! Dinosaurs!

Like, everyone saw Jurassic Park.

"B. Y... M".

Bring your own man?

No. Bring your own mouse!

Which is better.

Because they're cute and they're little

and you can hold them.

And also, another thing that

I thought of was, you could dress them up.

It's the whole fun part of it,

is you can put them in little outfits.

You can make, like,

an Abraham Lincoln mouse.

And you could do like Joan of...

Why do everyone's eyes glaze over

when I talk about this?

Whoa. No.

No, they weren't glazing.

They were just taking a break.

Natalie, these are super,

super-great ideas.

Thank you. I worked really hard.

But we might wanna try

something a little more...

sexy.

Car wash. Come get your car washed.

Here we are at the Zeta House Car Wash.

I have a car,

and I'm great at washing it.

I am so offended right now.

Come on, guys,

let's give her a chance.

- Car wash.

- Car wash!

You said you needed to raise money.

Well, washing cars is a fun and sexy way

to make all the money that we need.

So, car wash!

Car wash.

We're having a car wash.

Car wash.

No, I can't bend that way.

Hey, watch this, guys.

Hi, guys.

Dude, that's wild.

Oh, my God. Shelley, that's Colby.

I'm in love with him.

Oh, that's so sweet.

How long have you guys been going out?

No. We are not going out.

I've never even talked to him.

And he's coming this way.

What do I do?

Do sexy.

Wash these cars, you sexy b*tches!

They are filthy. And so are you!

Did she just call us b*tches?

Did she just call us sexy?

Wash! Wash! Wash!

Wash! Wash! Wash! Wash!

- Hey, girls.

- Hi.

Okay, that's the first time

we've ever spoken, so... First time.

Hi!

We're just washing cars and being sexy.

Mostly sexy.

So, does anybody want a wet T-shirt?

- Yeah.

- R, you know, maybe some wet pants.

Someone went accident in her sexy pants.

So, anyway, we're having some drinks

over at Theta later.

- Theta.

- Totally.

You wanna come over?

Yes.

Well, we are a little thirsty.

Maybe you guys are, too.

Why don't you have a drink right now?

I'll take a little sip.

I am so sorry.

Thought I'd help you wash

the testosterone off your face, Colby.

Well, cool.

So, what time can we drop by for drinks?

Now that you mention it,

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