The Hottie & the Nottie Page #3

Let's begin with

downward facing dog.

-Adamucha Svenasama.

-Sh*t.

All right.

And easing into cat pose.

And arching your back.

And moving into downward

facing dog.

Beautiful form, Cristabel.

Oh, that was amazing.

So, Cris,

now that l'm back in town

l thought it'd be wonderful

if maybe you and l could

go out to dinner...maybe.

Yeah, that'd be fun.

Yeah?

But the timing's terrible.

Nate, it probably won't come as

a huge surprise to you...

But June's never had a boyfriend.

-No.

-Yeah.

And all through school,

l went out with any guy who asked.

l didn't know the meaning

of the word "no'.

Sounds like l shouldn't

have left town then.

That's why l made

a promise to myself.

l'm not going to date

anyone again

till June has someone special

in her life.

Wow.

That is...admirable.

But that could be a very,

very long time.

lt's just...the hard part

is going without the sex.

Don't take it personally, Coopie.

You're a great guy.

And if things were different...

Who knows?

l gotta go.

But maybe l'll see you later.

-Yeah. l'll see you...later.

-Goodbye.

She's not only smoking hot...

She's also extremely horny.

And for some unknown reason,

l think she likes me.

l've got to find a guy for June.

There's somebody out there

for her.

There's someone for everyone.

Boys!

Mom. Nate thinks he can

fix up the nottie.

She's got fur on her toes.

Mom!

l understand she has a little

problem with hair removal.

Has she tried the new lasers?

Worked great on my bikini line.

Grew back in like peach fuzz.

That's true.

But what are you going to do?

Laser her whole body?

l mean, you have any idea

what kind of radiation

that would entail?

What if l tell her that

she won a makeover?

Send her to a spa, pretty her up.

Somebody'll take her.

Please.

You want to flip this chick

you're gonna have to do a lot

more than just mow the lawn.

l got it!

What if l pay somebody

to go out with her?

Pause.

Look, you think l

haven't been trying?

All right.

This isn't about a single date.

This is about somebody special

in her life, okay?

And you ain't got that

kind of blood money, my man.

Arno.

The history of mankind

is filled with men saying

that something cannot be done.

who are frequently interrupted by

someone who is already doing it.

What does that even mean?

l don't know.

l saw it on your wall back there.

That is a beautiful blouse.

Thank you. l don't even know

what they're made of,

but they're wonderful.

Thanks. He's sweet.

The reason l asked you

to meet me here...

-And like l said...

-lt's not a date. l know.

l couldn't even think about

selfish desires like that.

l am just too concerned

about June.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes