The Hottie & the Nottie Page #4
You've really been thinking
about June.
Yeah.
That's so sweet.
And l gotta tell you
l am sickened by the fact
that none of these narrow
minded a**holes
can see how beautiful she is just
"cause they can't get past
some infected toenails
and some backne, you know.
l know.
l feel the same way.
And l think l have found
the perfect guy for her.
What's his name?
Who?
The guy that's perfect for June.
That guy.
His name is...
Cole Slaw...son.
Cole Slawsen.
A good friend, of a friend.
And that guy's name is Mike.
All real.
So it's the four of us.
Wouldn't you consider
that a double date?
Well, we can throw
them in the pit together
and hope they come out alive.
Or we could lead them
into a friendship that
blossoms into a lifetime of love
if we could get her laid.
Right.
thing would just be a bonus.
lt's just that...she never has...
And l think a life without orgasms
is like a world without flowers.
l couldn't agree with you more.
Yeah, l do. l do.
No. No. Go.
Other side.
Oh yeah.
Take it.
Okay, listen.
-No. No.
-Okay.
What if l were to tell you
that you could still
make the $500 bucks
but all you had to do was go out
on a few dates with a woman.
Does she have a vagina?
Yeah.
Actually, you're gonna have to
let me know if it goes that far?
ls this woman you in a dress?
No. No. This is a real woman.
But l have to be honest.
She's not necessarily pretty.
None of my girlfriends
have been pretty.
Good.
This is nice.
l'm gonna have her legs
behind her head.
Get her dude.
Oh, these are shoulder blades.
l thought they were wings.
l noticed you from across the bar.
And do you know what the
Her daddy must be a baker "cause
she's got such a nice set of buns?
Do you really think
that all it takes
is a few hair plugs
some porcelain veneers
$250 jeans...to impress a girl
like Cris?
Or didn't that occur to you
while you were schlepping away
your days at the Porsche dealership.
to afford a few more of those
personal enhancements
Which, by the way,
will never hide that you
haven't been laid by anybody
you haven't had to pay for
in over a year.
So why don't you and your starry
head full of doll's hair
take a little walk back to the bar,
have another shot of Jager
And give my friend some space in
case a real man comes by, huh?
Who told you
l used to sell Porsches?
What?
What'd l tell you?
Pay our bar tab, b*tch.
What did she say?
Oh god, they're here.
Oh my god, they're here.
God, l'm so nervous.
Don't be nervous.
Just do as l said.
Right.
Keep drinking.
Well that...and just be yourself.
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