The Hottie & the Nottie Page #2

No. The guy with processed meats

that was Jay Gray.

You're not that kid who used to

stick pencils up his nose, are you?

No, that was my friend, Arno.

Nice guy.

lf we went to first grade together,

and Arno only had one friend...

You must be Nate Cooper.

l don't want to alarm you...

but there's

a really creepy albino guy

standing outside the window.

Oh, that's just my stalker,

Randy.

He's completely harmless.

Randall,

that better be 40 feet away.

So where were we?

Right. My job.

l work as an event planner for

this charity group...

which basically means l get to

throw fun parties for a good cause.

Cool.

And...l'm pregnant.

l'm not sure whose it is,

unfortunately.

Oh, l'm so sorry.

l'm kidding.

No kids, no boyfriend.

No action of any kind.

Oh, good.

Or not.

So what do you do now?

Or are you still into finger

painting and Smurfs.

No, no l um...

l'm a personal trainer.

You're a personal trainer.

Yeah.

Like a gym?

A lot of people mistake

personal fitness

for being brought up

with roid rage.

But who wants adult acne

and a shrunken penis.

Not me.

No, it's a mind, body,

spirit sort of lifestyle.

You are what you eat.

And whatnot.

You should check out my gym.

Actually, my roommate and l are

going there this afternoon for yoga.

So do you want to come?

Absolutely.

My roommate. lt's June.

From the first grade.

Wow...June...Yeah.

June's into heath.

She's a vegan.

Everything she eats is non-fat.

Oh...how delicious.

l'm so glad we ran into

each other, Nate.

Me too.

So the gym is at 6th and Ocean.

Here's my number

if you forget the address.

There. Now you can't lose it.

Hey, Cooper.

Hey.

You remember June.

Oh God...

Of course.

Yes. Who could forget the

lovely...June?

-Oh, Jeanette.

-How are you?

-How are you?

-Good to see you.

-You look beautiful.

-Thank you.

Sorry.

Nice.

June and l don't get much action,

so we take what we can get.

Grab a spot.

So Nate here has become a

personal trainer.

Oh, yeah. But you know what?

Enough about me.

June, what do you do?

June's a handler at the zoo.

That's great.

The only downside is l'm

constantly covered in hair.

Not that l don't already have

enough to begin with.

June has a lot of problems

with hair removal.

l have sensitive skin.

Oh.

l mean, l've tried it all...

Shaving, bumps and ingrown

hairs...Nair.

Nasty chemical reaction.

The only thing l can really do

is Joleen Cream---bleach.

You know what?

lf you hadn't said anything,

l wouldn't have noticed.

Uh, not that l've noticed now.

l'm not focusing on that at all.

lt's natural.

Everybody has it.

Everybody deals with it.

l've got hair.

Okay everyone.

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