The Great Masquerade Page #5

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Now is there a man here that

looks attractive to you?

Is there one that gives you

just a little tingle?

- He's not bad.

He's no good.

- He's attractive.

- He's kinda cute.

I mean uh...

- Does he give you just a

little tingle?

- Not me, but if I were a broad,

he might.

- Well stretch your imagination.

Imagine you're on a date with him.

Alright now come on now.

Now close your eyes, alright,

try to picture it,

that's it.

Alright now, he knocks at the door.

What then?

- I let him in and introduce him

to my mommy and daddy.

Oh. - What's his name?

- Something ordinary like,

Rock.

- Rock, of that's one of my

favorite names.

I adore it.

Go on.

- Uh, we get in the car.

Go out to dinner - Uh huh.

- Take in a movie. - Uh huh.

- Now we're alone in the car.

Uh oh. - What?

- I'm not the type of girl that

kisses on the first date.

Ouch.

- What happened.

- He crushed my corsage.

- By George she's got it.

- So.

Am I a success?

- You were beautiful darling.

But there's one ultimate question

which must be answered.

- What's that?

- Will you fool anyone?

- How do we find out?

- We give you the reality test.

- Reality test?

- Good evening Mister Bartender,

may I have a Tom Collins please?

- Tom's out of town but would you

care for his replacement?

- Oh that's good.

- What's your name honey?

- Faith Cummings.

- Oh well now I'll certainly try

to keep the faith.

- And what's your name?

- Rock, it's short for Rocky.

Oh what's the matter?

- Caught a rock in my throat.

I mean uh,

went down the wrong pipe.

- Hey you okay.

- Swell. - Good.

What do you do Faith?

- Oh I'm a secretary.

What do you do?

- Everything.

- For a living?

- I sell insurance for a living.

What I'm trying to say is

your valuables will be in good hands

with your rock baby.

Got anything you want to insure?

- How about my sanity?

- Hey you're alright Faith.

Hey Charlie, how about another drink

for the little lady?

You know something that is one

terrific necklace

I really-- - Oh no

touching now Rock.

We don't wanna tarnish it now do we?

- No we don't wanna do that do we.

Welp, drink up babe.

Here's to ya.

Here's looking at ya.

- Well, do you come here often?

- Only when I need the booty.

Only when I need the booty.

- What is this your night

off or something?

- Oh yeah you know, the wife's out

of town and everything.

- You're married?

- Of course I'm married.

Everybody's married.

I've got two kids, you wanna

see their picture?

There see, see that?

Not bad huh?

Well you ready to go?

- Go, go where?

- Well uh, there's a

terrific little motel

just about three blocks

down the street.

Here I'll show you.

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