The Fluffy Movie: Unity Through Laughter Page #4
and he lines himself
up with the sofa,
little shuffle backwards.
Now keep in mind I see this
coming towards me, right?
He's like...
All of a sudden,
the back of his knees
hit the edge of the couch,
and you hear the click.
And then free fall.
And he hit. And I was like, "Whoa!"
And at that moment,
they call me in, you know.
"Mr. Iglesias." "Hey, wish me luck."
So I walk into the office.
I'm greeted by a nurse.
she's actually a fan,
which made it so much better for me.
She comes over, and she's like,
"Mr. Iglesias, this is such an honor.
"I'm such a huge fan.
"I am going to make this
as painless as possible.
"I have to weigh you."
I'm like, "You know what? I'm good.
I weighed myself at the house.
"I'm 445 pounds. I'm good."
"I have to confirm that."
And in my head, I'm like,
"Why would I make that up?"
You know what I mean?
Like, if you're 200 pounds
and you lie and say
you're 195, I get it,
but once you achieve
It's pretty clear.
So I said, "Fine. Where's it at?"
"Excuse me?" "Where's it at?
Where's the scale?"
Because I want to
walk up to the scale,
so I can grab the stupid brick,
pick it up, slide it all the way
to the end, and put it down.
You know the scale I'm
talking about, right?
The one that has that heavy arm,
where you get on, and it's loud?
I call it the "Scale Nazi."
You get on, and
it's like, "Sieg Heil!"
She starts laughing.
She goes, "Mr. Iglesias,
you are so silly.
"Actually, our scale is industrial."
Any time someone uses
the word "industrial"
and you're in the sentence,
ho-ho, you messed up.
She goes, "Mr. Iglesias,
it's built directly into the floor.
"Stand on the little X."
I'm like, "Oh, my God! I'm a semi."
And then she gives me instructions.
She goes, "Yeah, Mr. Iglesias,
listen. Stand still.
little button on the wall.
"It's going to make a sound,
"and then your weight is going
to appear in the little window."
And I'm like, "Make a sound?"
In my head, I'm like,
"I hope it's not, you know..."
So I'm bracing myself. I'm waiting.
I'm like... And as she presses
it and it was actually cute.
It was like a casino sound.
It was like...
"Hold on! My shoes!"
You're laughing.
It's three pounds, bro.
So then she walks me
into the doctor's office.
and we spoke for an hour.
In a nutshell, what he says is
that he wants to take my stomach,
which, in his opinion, is the
size of an NFL football,
and he wants to cut it and make
it the size of a hard-boiled egg.
Therefore, you only eat this much,
and you lose weight with time.
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