The Final Member Page #4
There was an old lady
who came to her local sheriff
demanding a divorce
from her husband.
The sheriff inquired
as to the reason for this.
"It's the damnedest thing
I've ever seen" said the old lady.
The sheriff asked
whether the object in question
was such a freak of nature
that it was unusable or what.
"Don't even try mentioning
that thing" said the old woman.
"It's no more
And the old woman said
that she would be satisfied with
nothing less than a legal length.
The sheriff said that he wasn't
aware of any article in the law
stating anything
about a legal length.
"Isn't three thumbs worth enough?"
"Absolutely not" said the old woman.
"One in the hair, one in the skin,
"and a third, and a fourth,
and a fifth one in.
"Now that's what I call action.
my good man. "
What I think is interesting
about this story is...
that we have
in the Icelandic tradition
from this time,
recorded by priests and other
learned people and sent on by them,
is that there's clearly a lot more
understanding of the woman,
of the woman's part
in sexual activities,
that she deserves to get something
out of it as well as the man.
We get the same sort of story
comes up with, in...
about elves.
On this tale, old folk tale, is
based my insistence or requirement
of having a mould of five inches.
There was an English TV station.
Mr Arason with Plaster of Paris.
But this guy didn't know
how to do it properly.
Try to stretch it.
Yes, pull it up.
Well, I mean take the penis
and make it longer.
Its very easy to get it off.
Dont worry.
In a few minutes it will be hard as a rock
and then Ill be back.
Hello?
Well, this should be ready now.
Dont break it.
Im more worried about
pulling your penis off.
You can help
if you feel a place where its stuck.
Just the pubic hair!
Wait a second...
But its loose here.
Enough!
He was furious.
The mould was ruined.
being of a legal length
at that time or now.
Hi Siggi, this is Tom.
Finally we are talking together.
What's happening
with the fellow from Iceland?
Has he said anything recently?
He's still alive, 93 years old.
It's very important to me
that Elmo be the first
human specimen in your museum.
Yeah.
It's extremely important,
the reason is...
I have dreams and wishes that...
He wants to get the fame.
That's his main point.
Being the first is the only answer
to get this attention.
So I understand him in the way...
in that way.
But there is one difference here.
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