The Final Member Page #5

He is talking about

having his specimen,

his organ removed before he dies.

Now that's a big story

just by itself, you know?

To have it removed before he dies.

And then he could come later on

and see himself on the wall.

Of course I would prefer it to be

from the Icelander, Mr Arason.

But we don't know how many years

Mr Arason is going to live.

Look how it opens.

Look here. It's beautiful.

You see I will clean this up

and put it on the wall there.

And you see here...

One thing,

Tom is in a best position.

He is... he has the advantage

because he has promised

to deliver it before he dies.

It's very important to me that

I'm not getting the first specimen

from an anonymous nobody

somewhere.

Of course,

I would prefer it to be from...

well, let's say, like Mr Arason,

who's a renowned personality

in Iceland that everybody knows.

Its a damn big penis

youre going to get from me, Siggi.

Right?

Yes, youre a famous man.

But now theres a new donor.

Yes.

Hes 60 and he is a threat because...

Yes?

Hes going to cut it off before he dies.

Sh*t... Right.

So he could beat you to it.

Ah...

Mr Arason is a very, very funny,

or very special character.

He's a boaster and a braggart,

you know?

And he

wants to be in the limelight.

There is no other Pall Arason

in Iceland.

Except me.

He was one of the first

who went over the highlands by car.

Ive been the first in so many ways.

I was the first

to take tourists to the highlands.

I made these paths possible.

It was a big adventure

and he got famous.

At first I got no support.

Icelanders didnt have the courage

to go up into the mountains.

That was only for outlaws,

they thought.

Mr Arason is a remarkable guy

in many ways.

Some people say

that he's the greatest womaniser

in the history of the country.

My forefathers on my mothers side

were priests and womanisers.

And the priests liked women a lot.

Womanising is a big part

of the legend of Pall.

I think he had many women

and I know

that many women came here.

He was a truck driver

up in the mountains

and maybe alone with ten women.

Who knows?

All sorts... black, yellow, white.

But never an Eskimo.

I had a book and I wrote in it

every time I got laid.

And that book

has about 300 names now.

Not counting prostitutes and such

in Paris, Amsterdam and Rome.

I got crabs from the one in Rome.

Yes, Kata, yes,

she was so lovely.

Beautiful breasts she had.

And her arse, too.

Yes, yes.

And Disa from Midfjordur.

And this one

from the Canary Islands.

Yes, she was fun.

When visitors walk into

the penis museum in Iceland

and they first set eyes on Elmo

and see this relatively large erect

penis with an American design,

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