The Final Girls Page #5

All right.

Let's rock and roll.

Oh, my God.

It really is you.

What?

Nothing.

Whoo!

All right!

Push-up time!

So, um...

Kurt told me he

wants to do it later.

Wow. Just like that?

I know!

And it's like, I can't

stay a virgin forever,

you know?

And he's been

with a lot of girls,

so he can

probably, like,

I don't know,

help me along.

You shouldn't have sex!

Why?

Because I heard

that sex can kill you.

Max. Sex isn't

anything to be afraid of.

I mean, Tina's already

done it twice today,

and look at her,

she's totally normal.

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

She says the best

feeling in the world

is getting stoned and

doing it on a waterbed.

Don't hang around Tina.

No, but I told myself

that I was going to

lose my virginity

this summer.

Get drunk!

Not necessarily

in that order.

Please, just trust me.

You sound like my mom.

Right back at you.

Hello, hi.

Uh, we have to

go get everyone.

Let's go.

We will pick this up again.

Is that understood?

In the meantime,

just stay away from Kurt

and keep your shorts on.

Okay.

What

are you doing?

Dibs on the one

that looks like

Ricky Schroder.

Their hair's so flat.

It's making me sad.

That girl

with the freckles

is sort of cute.

You know,

none of them

are on the

counselors' roster.

Where did they come from?

We are never gonna

find these keys.

Not with that attitude,

we're not.

Though,

you are correct.

Let's go back. Now.

Shh.

It's happening.

We have

to warn her.

No. No.

Just think of them

as animals

on a nature

preserve, okay?

Our duty is

not to disrupt,

but to observe.

Oh!

Oh, gosh,

you startled me.

Sorry,

I'm looking for town.

So, I just go down

that path all the way?

A guy like you

can go anywhere he wants.

I can't believe

we're just gonna

casually watch

someone get murdered.

What is this, Detroit?

Mmm.

What is that noise?

It's Billy. He's coming.

Let's get out

of here then.

No, no. Stay, stay.

Did you hear something?

Baby, I didn't

hear a thing.

Give me a second.

Go over there. Get ready.

Okay! Where's the beef?

Come on, man!

I said, where's the...

Run!

Go, go, go, go!

Guys, guys,

wait, wait, wait.

Duncan!

What are you doing?

Duncan.

It's okay.

He won't hurt us.

He would've

killed me by now, okay?

I think it's because we're not

actually part of the movie,

he doesn't really

know what to do with us.

Isn't that right, Billy Boy?

Man, you are

big and scary.

I wonder if all this blood

is just corn syrup, you know?

Like these characters

are walking around

with just corn syrup

in their veins, you know?

Let's give it a shot here.

Oh, God.

No, that is, um...

That is not corn syrup.

That is...

Oh, God, that's blood.

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