
The Final Girls
(3.50 / 2 votes)Welcome
to Camp Blue Finch,
where romance in the sun
can turn deadly!
Best summer ever!
This is the summer
that's going to
change your life.
Where
the days are warm...
Hey, Nance,
that guitar is choice.
Thanks, Blake.
Bitching hair.
...the girls are cool...
Did I miss
the Kumbaya circle?
And evil lurks
around every corner.
Gosh, you startled me.
So, I just go down
that path all the way?
A guy like you can go
anywhere he wants.
- And any moment,
- Billy can strike.
They won't be singing Kumbaya.
They'll be
screaming Kum Ba No!
Pack your bags
for Camp Bloodbath...
You just messed
with the wrong virgin.
...where the
only marshmallow
that will roast
is your sanity.
Well, they'll
let me know.
You know you're too good
for this crap, right?
The casting director
was all like, "I know
you from somewhere."
And I went, "Really?
Oh, it's probably
"my arc on CSI as
a bipolar mistress."
And he's like,
"No, I got it.
Camp Bloodbath."
Am I ever going to
live that movie down?
I mean, it was
20 years ago.
Honestly, if you
ever become an actor,
don't ever do
a slasher flick.
You wouldn't catch
me dead in a movie.
You're the actress here.
Damn straight.
And I'm no actress.
I'm a movie star.
Mel's?
Mel's.
Let's rock and roll.
So, we owe
the electric company
$174.88 by next Monday...
You remember Frank?
He told me he was
going to take me
to Palm Springs
this weekend.
No message.
No text.
No surprise.
You know, it's just
he said we were exclusive.
Well, he said it,
he doesn't act like it.
Whatever.
What do I know?
You must think
I'm a total zero.
Screw him, Mom.
And screw his shady
hotel in Palm Springs.
Oh, my God.
Look at you
taking care of me.
What happened to
that little girl
I used to dance with
in the backyard?
She grew up and is
trying to figure out
where this $174
is gonna come from.
What are you doing?
Are you crazy?
Our song!
Mom. We need to
figure this out.
You're such a dork.
Everything in my
life, I got wrong.
But you,
I got you right.
I love you.
You know that, right?
What?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Max, those are
really expensive...
Gertie's here.
Coming, Aunt Pearl.
So, when Chris
asked you to study,
was he like,
"I want you
to come study"?
Or was he like,
"I want you to come.
"Study."
Please. I'm only going,
so I don't flunk Classics.
Come on, you know
that he broke up with
Vicki last week, right?
And she is a mess.
Have you seen the veiled
suicide note/poem
she posted on
her Facebook page?
It's so hilarious.
I read it out
loud to myself.
A lot.
Hmm.
Hey, just keep on
keeping on.
What does that even mean?
Something my therapist
tells me all the time.
You have a therapist?
Mmm-hmm.
Does that
help you deal?
Mmm. No, not really.
She's a physical
therapist, so...
Okay. So, the
myth of Persephone.
Max, you want
to take this one?
Sure.
She's the
daughter of Zeus
and she eats
pomegranate seeds,
and then
Hades kidnaps her
to the underworld.
Yeah. Okay, good.
So, they go back
to the underworld
and Persephone
is freaking out,
and Hermes is like,
"It's okay, it's okay.
"Just keep looking forward,
"or we'll be
stuck here forever."
Max, do you want to jot
any of this down or...
Oh, no, it's okay, Max.
I've already got a copy.
You can copy from me later
or I can give it to you
if you... If you want.
I'm gonna stop talking.
Oh, shit.
Max, hey, wait.
Did you not get
my messages?
Duncan. No.
Please, come on. Please.
Seriously, no.
The Bath-maticians
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