The Fake News with Ted Nelms Page #5
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this amazing, inspiring cause?
Just send,
you know, send, like, all the panties
that you can... Uh-huh.
...to the address
on the website.
And you want fresh
packaged underwear?
Oh, god, no. What?
Yeah, no.
I mean, if
-- I-i-if that's what you have, sure.
Ideally, it's been -- You know,
it's a little lived-in, right?
So, yeah.
Just send them to the
address on the website,
all types, it doesn't matter
[ Whispers
] and you don't have to wash them.
I'm sorry. What?
What?
Yeah.
You don't have to wash them.
Oh.
So you wash them all here?
Okay.
We take care of it. Great.
Don't -- Don't worry about it.
What?
I didn't say anything.
Okay. I didn't either.
And that's just one
way that every day,
good samari-cans
are pitching in.
have made my own donation
to
this inspiring new effort.
Pretty
inspiring story, right, Stu McCoy in a tree?
What? Never mind.
Yet another
breaking news story, so many today.
TFN has confirmed that
famed ventriloquist
Eric Lepay has died.
The world will miss Lepay
and his beloved gaggle of puppets.
Our hearts go
out to all of them,
as well as the
215 other passengers
who were onboard
his flight when it crashed.
Eric Lepay, you will be missed.
Ted?
Thanks, Ted.
Guns. Guns?
Half of
America thinks they're instruments of death
designed for killing fellow human beings,
and the other
half is against them.
Last night,
I hosted TFN's "Gun Control Town Hall."
Here's where
things got real.
But that's a tired argument.
Then go to Denmark!
What are you doing here?
- Okay. All right. -Yeah.
Okay. One at a time.
Robert, you were saying?
I was saying
the data is staggering.
There are now
more guns than children.
Wow.
That's arbitrary
and meaningless.
It's true.
Unrestricted
gun ownership
is a
constitutional right.
Guys, what do you
say we just take this
out of the
abstract and make it real?
[ Gunshot ]
-Oh! -Aah!
[ Groaning ]
[ Whimpering ]
It's okay.
It's okay. Relax.
So,
Bethany, you just saw gun violence firsthand.
[ Groaning ]
How are you feeling,
and what are you thinking?
if there was a -- a good guy
with a gun who, maybe, could
have been here to intervene...
It's a good point, and
a good guy with a gun
could definitely
have stopped me from shooting a second person,
but he'd have no
way of knowing that I've been planning to shoot
Robert
ever since we invited him on this panel.
[ Groaning ]
[ Chuckling
] How did this get so weird all of a sudden?
Ugh.
Just a reminder
-- that awesome town hall
airs tonight at 9:00.
I'm joined
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