The Fake News with Ted Nelms Page #3
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I was
very disturbed by that, and I thought,
"You know, we
need to bring it up.
Don't pretend
that you can hide it
under the rug
or in the corner."
But first, the
Trapped-nited States of In-a-well-merica --
our continuing coverage
of President Trump
trapped in a well.
Let's check back in
with Gail Claymore.
Gail, have you ever had a dream
where your hands fall off?
I've had dreams
where all my teeth fell out.
Yeah. That's
stress-related.
This is different.
What's happening at the well?
It's
getting dire, Ted.
Rescuers are running out
of options and, frankly, patience.
I'll be
honest with you.
These are some of the
best America has to offer,
and even they are losing steam.
Gail, Gail, Gail.
[ Chuckles ]
Ted?
One second.
There's a guy behind you
being
an absolute cutup. Find out who that is.
Sir, can you
come here for a second?
Can you please give us your name?
[ Chuckles ] Uh...
Mike --
"Mike
Rotch." [My Crotch]
Very pleased
to make your acquaintance, Mr. Rotch.
Will you tell us
Uh, I saw the camera,
and I was just, like,
"What if"
-- I don't know.
Mr. Rotch,
let me tell you
what you just
did right there -- You took a tense moment,
and you
imbued it with levity,
telling America
it's okay to smile again,
and I, for one,
thank you for that.
Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbht!
[ Chuckles ]
It's good stuff.
It's just good stuff.
I'm looking
forward to the next national tragedy
just to see what
you do with it, Mike.
Gail, give
him your cell number.
-Awesome. -What?
Being in a well might not
be good for a president's survival
or hygiene, for that matter,
but what does it
do to his approval ratings?
Well, it turns out, it
helps quite a bit, actually,
and his Republican
colleagues have taken notice,
many jumping
Hunter:
[ Echoing] Trump is in charge.
The President
knows what he's doing.
Harris:
[ Echoing ]So what we're going to do
is we're going to
follow the President's lead.
Ryan:
[ Echoing ] Ithink it's in our interest
to have party unity.
And no surprise,
the Democratic response
to the President's
situation has been swift,
fierce, and well coordinated.
Um, uh...
Uh, uh...
Uh...
Um...
Uh, ah...
[ Indistinct chatter ]
Hello?
Bold words. We'll
see if they can make good
on those promises.
Of course, many
Americans are asking
what it's
like inside the well.
What's President
Trump going through?
Our own augmented-reality
correspondent, Karl Boormann,
is here to
give us a virtual look.
Thanks, Ted. First
off, the well is 5 feet wide,
which is about the size
perhaps a unicorn, which
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