The Dick & Paula Celebrity Special Page #5
- Year:
- 1999
- 30 min
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my hands, my neck...
my kneecaps...
I'm orgasmic.
Where did you learn this?
It's Dionysian.
Now I can't get rid of it.
It's not a flaw,
just a weakness.
Just to get this right.
If I touch your hand...
if I take it and
just stroke it...
if I stroke it like
this, you...?
My God!
Let's get out of here.
I'll get the check.
I'll get the coat and...
Come on, guys,
we're going dancing!
Dancing? Great!
- I can't dance.
- We'll dance!
- I can't dance.
- Everybody can dance.
- Let's dance.
- I'll get the check.
My God, I know I've
told a lot of atheist jokes...
and I have no right to ask for
this, but that was just her hand!
- Sh*t!
- What? What's wrong?
I need echinacea
right away.
- Right away!
- Echinacea?
It's for colds.
Let's go find some.
Let's leave.
The health food stores
will be closed.
I know an all-night
drugstore.
They won't have it.
And I have none at home!
I'm going to
Milan tomorrow!
Yes.
Ecchymosis?
No, I told you,
it's an herb.
Because I can't hear you!
It's an herb!
I couldn't find any
echinacea.
You need echinacea?
- You have some?
He's got some.
So where to?
We should go, you got
to fly to Milan tomorrow.
No, it's okay.
"Stuff a cold,
starve a fever"
Really, it's okay.
Incidentally, you're a
tremendous athlete.
I'm sure you have
an enormous future.
This your car?
Yeah, an Aston Martin.
It's very old.
Forget it, it costs a fortune.
I used to have a Volvo.
I'll call you when we
play the Knicks.
Right. I'll give you my number.
You know...
you're amazing.
I notice that men
just stare at you.
It's incredible.
- I used to live with a woman.
- Really?
A beautiful young
German model.
The looks we got when
we danced together!
But you prefer men?
Usually.
That's great.
You're not afraid
of catching germs?
I've got a cold.
From you, I'd be willing
My place or yours?
Whichever makes you happier.
My place.
I have a mirror
next to the bed.
You have a mirror.
Sure.
My God! I'm
so sorry!
You're okay? Not bleeding?
Just a little shaken!
Christ, what were you thinking?
I hope the police don't
give me a balloon test.
- They'd misinterpret this.
- The police?
I can't be connected with
a drunk-driving accident!
I'm not drunk!
The tabloids will
kill me!
I just signed an endorsement
with a cosmetic company!
I got to go. I'll be
fine. I'll get a cab.
No, I'll take you, because...
Are you crazy?
Look at your Aston Martin!
I can claim it in the morning.
The night is young.
I wanted to see your mirror.
You can't leave the
scene of an accident.
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