The Dick & Paula Celebrity Special

Genre: Animation, Comedy
30 min

Let's go.

Letters are fading.

Where's talent?

We have 5 seconds.

- And the letters?

- It's fine.

Did you get that in shot?

Okay, where's Hal?

I can only hold it

a few seconds.

Get the first team on set.

The letters are fading.

Come on, we gotta go!

- She looks great. Come!

- I'm ready.

- Please.

- Let's go.

Quick review, Nicole.

Get out of the

car, run across...

you see the

skywriting, "Help"...

and realise everything's

gone wrong.

It's incredible.

You had it all figured out.

And now it's all chaos.

You need to

project despair.

- We gotta go. We're losing...

- I know.

Make me feel the

whole human condition.

- You know?

- Lock it up!

Can you stop the drill

for 5 minutes?

What's that, "Help"?

- Roll camera!

- Camera's rolling.

- Speed!

- Higher.

Scene 121, take 1!


Faster, faster.

You're like a zombie!

Okay, hit the mark.

Look up.

Come on, come on.

And good, good.

Cut! We cut!

Nicole, thank you.

That was amazing.

So compelling.

Your body language, it's

so emotional, everything you do.

You get the big bucks because

you make me look great.

Camp David here.

About the ring.

Mary, here's Nicole.

- Sorry to bug you.

- Okay, pal.

- Do I sign the thing?

- Voucher.


You get a voucher?

- Did they get it?

- Let's hope.

Our wardrobe, right?

John, take this.

Where do I know you from?

I know you, right?


Chippers in So-Ho.

I waited on you.

What a great memory!

It was a couple

of months ago, right?

But I remembered your face.

And you're an actress.

I'm an extra.

A face in the crowd.

I'll get my sweatshirt.

When do you finish work?

Was that gorgeous black girl

you came with your girlfriend?

It was a guy in drag!

What are you talking about?

- Gorgeous girlfriend?

- Beautiful, whatever it was.

I was writing a

piece on transvestites...

which is why you saw my

"gorgeous girlfriend".

Well if you ever come back...

I get off around midnight.

You need a...

Excuse me, can I borrow...?

Tell me how close I am.

You're from rich parents...

you see a shrink and

you're dyslexic, right?


- That was good.

- I try.

My father's wealthy...

I do see a shrink...

and I'm insomniac,

so you're in the ballpark.

I remember you had

an amazing look.

And I thought,

"Trouble for someone."

I think I dreamt about you.

Really, I remember

your face.

Who wouldn't?

Please, sign your voucher.


- Lee!

- Excuse me.

Over here.

Sandy, you'll send the

truffles to the president, right?

Tomorrow at 7, okay?

In the park.

- Thanks.

- Here he is.


Ready for our tte--tte?


Everything in hand.

- Bill Gaines.

- How are you?

Nicole's press agent.

Please, let's not

dwell on the bulimia.

Believe me, Bill,

this is about lots of things.

You said you'd show me

where you grew up.

I did, I promised.

It's great we could do this.

Makes a big difference.

So kind of you

to show me.

This stuff makes a

lot of people nervous.

Sorry to disturb you.

This lady lived here...

as a child, years ago.

Nicole Oliver. You must know

her. Great actress.

What d'you want?

He's writing an article

about me...

and I'd like to show him

where I used to live.

Five minutes. It'd be

great for the magazine.

Come in and look around.

- I appreciate it.

- Thank you.

Look how tiny her feet are.

Like, this is

where it all began.

Did you have

feet like that, too?

Strange for you, I guess.

- It's changed, I think.

- I hope so.

It feels smaller.


That often happens.

How long have you lived here?

Never mind. Can

we go upstairs?

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