The Dick & Paula Celebrity Special Page #3

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bulb here...

that you fill with

washable red dye.

One squeeze and His

wounds bleed. Watch that.

Isn't that something?

- Do you like the country?

- Oh, very much.

I went to a Catholic school,

you know?

So I have moments of

nostalgia for the faith.

Let your soul wander.

And if the miracles

of nature...

lead to intimations of

something larger...

try and have

an open heart.

Are there ticks here?

I'd hate to get Lyme's disease.

- No casualties so far.

- Good.

Could you excuse me?

Yes. Bye.

What, a divorce?

A divorce.

- Try and understand.

- Why?

It's not you, it's me.

I have to...

- Pull over!

- Robin, we should...

Pull the f***ing car over!

Jesus, will you calm down?

Robin, where are you

going? That's not safe!

Come on. Are you crazy?

This is dangerous.

We can't talk here.

You've met someone else?

- I knew you'd think that.

- You have. You're lying.

I haven't. Jesus!

So after 16 fine years,

why a divorce?

It's me. I'm confused.

I want a different life, to

go in a different direction.

- Confused? Then see a doctor.

- I did.

Well, that's news!

What other surprises

you got in store?

This wasn't an easy decision.

You've met someone.

No-one just ups and goes.

You know, we got

married so young.

- Never time for living!

- Change your life how?

All we know

is each other!

So who do you want

to explore, Allison?

Why Allison?

- Your hands touched in the car.

- I don't believe this!

And you didn't pull yours away!

You had an affair with Allison!

- Our neighbour!

- Not an affair!

- You slept with her!

- That's why I want a divorce!

To marry Allison?

I can't be dishonest,

and I have been...

and I don't want to do it.

- Who else?

- Nobody else.

Lee, tell me...

now we're clearing the air.

I won't get angry.

Lee, come on.

Let's clear the air.

I won't get angry.

Aren't you cold?

We're clearing the air.

I'm not gonna get angry.

Sheila...

Sheila?

You lowlife

motherf***er!

- I can't talk to you!

- My best friend, Sheila!

It's not about women. I'm

depressed about my whole life.

Your life with me?

I hate these stupid

travel pieces!

I tried to talk to you before,

but you're so high-strung.

I mean, we

can't talk!

It's over, you know?

I'm not happy!

Robin, are you okay?

Robin, are you okay?

No.

But I will be.

Do you try to shock people?

One of my best collections.

I'm pleased how it turned out.

I'd love to talk

about this location.

We'll definitely get together.

It's an inspired idea!

The skyline enhances

my collection.

The colour's great, isn't it?

A fantastic backdrop

for your work.

It'd be great to talk

more about this.

Come next week.

We'll have lunch and I'll

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