The Deported Trailor: The Spoof Trailor of the Departed Page #4
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I mean, you move in,
you're upper-cIass by about Tuesday.
-So you're a cop.
-A state-poIice detective.
A state-poIice detective.
And are you a married
state-poIice detective?
No.
Because this is kind of a--
Sort of a big pIace and--
I have a co-signer.
Oh, cooI. Yeah, you intend
to have a houseguest. That's cooI. Good.
-Yeah, it's got--
-Just give me the papers.
Sure.
EternaI rest grant unto her, O Lord,
and Iet perpetuaI Iight shine upon her.
-Amen.
-May she rest in peace. Amen.
May her souI and the souIs
of aII the faithfuI departed...
...through the mercy of God
rest in peace.
Amen.
So what do I do?
There's money behind this operation.
You won't be paid as a reguIar cop...
...but there's a bonus invoIved.
Tax-free.
We can't conceaI that you were a trainee.
You'II be convicted of a crime.
to assauIt and battery wouId make sense.
Given your nature.
You'II do enough jaiI time
to convince anyone this is no setup.
You'II be on probation,
see a court-ordered shrink...
...the whoIe nine yards.
You wanna serve the CommonweaIth,
this is your chance.
We need you, paI.
You've aIready pretended
to be a Costigan from South Boston.
-Every weekend, sergeant.
-Perfect.
Do it again.
For me.
-Hey, you BiIIy Costigan?
-Yeah, who wants to know?
WeII, nothing.
I know a Sean Costigan down on L Street.
-Yeah, that's my cousin.
-Connected. Not too bright.
-Yeah, I know.
-I mean, no offense.
-BiIIy?
-Yeah, it's me.
-Oh, my God. Good to see you.
-Aunt Kathy, how are you?
Oh, good to see you. Come on in.
They said you was in the staties.
I couIdn't beIieve it.
I got kicked out, Iike, four months ago.
Yeah, it was in the papers.
So you know.
And why are we graced
with your presence?
I brought your mother
some pictures of my father.
-Look at the smiIe.
-My mother had them. My....
My mother's dead.
I'm sorry.
Sorry for your troubIes.
I was at a funeraI myseIf, man.
MyIes Kennefick.
Knew him in schooI.
He was a young guy, you know?
It's terribIe. It's a shame.
-You remember that. What a night.
-Listen.
I got, Iike--
-Like 30,000 bucks, right? Insurance money.
-Yeah.
You know, after my mother passed
and everything.
In your Iine of work, if I gave you...
...Iike, what, say, 1 0,000,
what couId I get back?
You know what you--
You know what you usuaIIy say
at these moments.
-What? What?
-Come on, man.
Oh, come on, you f***ing moron.
Come on.
What, you want me to say it?
I'm not a cop, aII right?
-I'm your f***ing cousin.
-You're bad.
You corrupt f***, man.
You must be my cousin.
F***ing Ricans think
they know everything.
If they knew sh*t,
they wouIdn't be Puerto Ricans.
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