The Deported Trailor: The Spoof Trailor of the Departed Page #5
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- 2006
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R is for Ricans
P is for pigs
WouId you shut the f*** up
for five seconds, huh?
That's right. You used to be a cop.
When we're working together
just Iimit it to two eight-baIIs an hour.
We're not even supposed to be doing
this sh*t this cIose to Worcester.
This side of Worcester.
-Says who?
-Says him. Says CosteIIo.
God says, as far as you're...
...concerned.
No, no, he's no cop. He got out
-C*nt cop.
-No, no, no.
He taIks Iike his sh*t don't stink,
but he's good peopIe.
WeII, I knew his father.
-I Iiked his UncIe Jackie better.
-Jackie was aII right.
UncIe Jackie was exceIIent.
F***ing guineas.
-To Jackie.
-UncIe Jackie.
Cranberry juice.
It's a naturaI diuretic.
My girIfriend drinks it
when she's got her period.
What, do you got your period?
-F***ing--!
-Get off!
-Get your f***ing hands off me!
-Hey. Hey, hey.
Do you know me?
No. No.
WeII, I'm the guy that teIIs you
there are guys you can hit...
...and there's guys you can't.
Now, that's not quite a guy
you can't hit...
...but it's aImost a guy you can't hit.
So I'm gonna make a f***ing ruIing
on this right now:
You don't f***ing hit him.
You understand?
Yeah, exceIIent. Fine. Fine, fine.
I f***ing know you. I know your famiIy.
You make one more drug deaI...
...with that idiot f***ing cop-magnet
of a cousin of yours...
...and I'II forget your grandmother was
so nice to me.
I'II cut your f***ing nuts off.
You understand that?
Yeah. Yeah, I do.
What are you drinking?
A cranberry juice.
What is it, your period?
Get him a cranberry juice.
Hey, fuckhead, that's Jackie's nephew.
What? ''Oh,'' f***ing what?
Get the f*** out of here.
Sorry I'm Iate.
Staff Sergeant Dignam is our Iiaison
to the undercover section.
His undercover work is extensive.
He's here to give us his report.
Sergeant Dignam.
Okay, my peopIe are out there.
They're Iike f***ing Indians.
You're not gonna see them.
You'II hear about them
through me or Captain Queenan.
You wiII not ever know the identity
of undercover peopIe.
UnfortunateIy, this shithoIe has more
Ieaks than the Iraqi navy.
-F*** yourseIf.
-I'm tired from f***ing your wife.
-How's your mother?
-Tired from f***ing my father.
Good. Today, girIs...
...what I have is microprocessors.
Somebody, as you may aIready know,
stoIe 20 microprocessors...
...from the Mass Processor Company
out on Route 1 28.
These are the kind
they put into computers...
...that couId put a cruise missiIe
up the ass of a cameI...
...from a coupIe hundred miIes away.
These pieces of pIastic are worth
about 1 00 grand apiece.
We got a guy working
for the company two months...
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