The Boys in the Band Page #3
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- Year:
- 1970
- 118 min
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A reliable, hardworking,
floor-scrubbing,
bill-paying fag, who don't
owe nothin' to nobody.
I am a model fairy.
You think it's just nifty...
how I've always flitted
from Beverly Hills
to Rome to Acapulco
to Amsterdam...
picking up a lot of
one night stands.
And a lot of custom-made duds
along the trail.
Well, I'm here to tell you
that the only place
in all those miles--
The only place I've ever been
happy was on the goddamn plane.
Run, charge,
run.
Borrow, make.
Spend...run.
Waste, waste, waste.
And why?
And why?
Fini. Applause.
There's nothing
quite as good
as feeling sorry
for yourself, is there?
Nothing.
Backstage, New Moon.
Alan. My God!
I don't believe it.
How are you?
Uh, listen, Michael,
w-what are you doing tonight?
Oh, I'm all tied up tonight.
Uh, no, tonight's
no good for me.
Oh, I'm all tied up too,
but I...
drop by for a drink?
Oh, you mean now?
Oh, um...
well, Alan,
old buddy, um...
well, you see,
it's a friend's birthday,
and I'm having some people in.
I'm sorry I can't ask you
to join us,
but I'm afraid it just
wouldn't work out, kiddo.
Is it place cards?
No, it's not. It's just--
Oh, well, I'd hate to see you
for just for ten minutes.
Oh, Mickey, please.
Alan? What's wrong?
Mickey, I've gotta see you
W-well, um-- Now, look, um--
Come on over.
Oh, no. That's
perfectly okay.
Um...just come on over,
and we'll have a quick drink.
It's the same old address?
Okay.
Well, am I stunning?
You're absolutely
stunning.
You look like sh*t,
but I'm absolutely stunned.
Your grapes are,
how you say, sour?
Listen, you won't believe
what just happened.
Hey, where's my drink?
Oh, I didn't make it.
I've been
on the phone.
It was my old roommate
from Georgetown just called.
Oh, Alan, um,
what's-his-name?
McCarthy. He's up here
from Washington.
On business or something.
And he's on
his way over here.
Well, I hope he knows
the lyrics to "Happy Birthday."
Listen, a**hole,
what am I gonna do?
He's straight.
Square City.
I mean, he's really terribly proper.
Awfully good family.
Oh, that's so important.
I mean, his family looks down on people in the theater.
So, what do you think
he'll feel about
this freak show I've got
booked in for dinner?
Oh, Christ,
is that good.
He really lost his spring
on the telephone.
He started crying. And
that's not his style at all.
He's so goddamn pulled together,
he wouldn't show any emotion
if he was in a plane crash.
What am I gonna do?
Are you suddenly ashamed
of your friends?
Donald, you are the only person
I know whom I'm truly ashamed.
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