The Big Sick Page #4
- Not like Naveed's, just a small one.
- Yeah.
Maybe like mine,
small, cool and stylish.
You know, why you don't
enroll for LSAT now?
Kumi, I've been thinking.
Yeah, sorry, ma,
I haven't done it yet.
I like that you bring it up
as if you've never
brought it up before.
How's the stand-up coming, bhai?
Yeah, since when
You know who I think
should stand up is Malala.
- She has something to say.
- Malala, yeah.
- Ooh, I love Malala. -She has
something to say. -Malala.
- Malala.
- She's... -Yes.
I know. She does open mics
and she crushes.
A lot of ethnic material,
which I think is a crutch,
and that one story gets
a lot of play, but...
- You should be on that show
Saturday night live. -Snl.
That's a great idea.
I should e-mail them.
I don't know why
I hadn't thought of that.
You know, you know, I-i hacked
into your cousin Rehan's
Facebook account.
- You hacked into it?
- Oh.
Yeah, they were not accepting
my friends request,
- so I had to hack into it,
- okay.
And I discovered that he
and that white woman
that he's living with
are having a baby.
- They're married.
- Yeah, whatever.
And then I hacked into Tumblr
and I discovered that
they have named the baby Da-v.
- Can you imagine?
- Dave.
- Dave? -Dave.
- It's probably Dave.
- Oh, oh, d-d-Dave, Dave.
- Nobody's name is da-v.
- It's very, very, very sad.
No one is going to visit
that baby and that baby,
mark my words,
will grow up without a family.
It's like he's dead or worse.
It is very sad. Kumi.
- Go and pray now so then we
can eat ice cream. Go. -What?
- Go. Please, go. -Yeah, yeah,
ma, I just need to finish.
Hurry up, bhai. Ice cream.
And then we'll eat ice cream.
Stop, stop.
Janamaz is downstairs. Go.
- Go.
- Stop.
What is this?
- I don't know, I think... -My
mother used to make best kulfi.
- You-you... your grandmother.
- Oh, yeah?
I think ice cream
is better than kulfi.
- Thank you.
- No, no, no.
- Oh. I wonder who that could be.
- Yeah.
Let me check. I don't know.
I'm guessing it's a young,
single Pakistani woman
who just happened
to be driving by our house,
which is on a cul-de-sac.
- Well...
- And I'm also guessing
that the phrase, "dropped in"
will be said
in the next ten seconds.
- Ten.
- Ten. Nine.
- Eight. Seven.
- Eight. Seven.
- Quiet.
- Everyone...
This is Zubeida.
- She just dropped in.
- Salaam.
Wa alaikum as-salaam.
- Come, please. Sit.
- Mm.
Oh, here, Kumail,
for your files...
Thank you.
- Your x-files because...
- Thank you.
That's your favorite show, huh?
Thank you so much.
"The truth is out there."
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