The Big Gay Musical Page #6

I've never been better.

This was such a good idea.

Are you sure?

You seem pretty wasted.

You can call it "wasted',

I call it "free!"

Okay, just don't do

anything stupid.

I'll show you guys dancing.

What is this?

No, no, no, no.

Alright, I am so over you

and your friends.

Put it on my face,

put it on my face, yeah

Oh my God.

So good!

Don't knock yourself out.

I think this is yours.

I have no idea how it

ended up off of me.

May I help you

put it back on?

You can help me do anything.

Oh really?

Yeah.

Not in front of my friends.

What?

We can't kiss in front of my friends.

You know you kissed me right?

Yeah, I know, but

we can't do this in

front of my friends.

Do you want to go somewhere?

I've always wanted

to go to Paris.

Well, for tonight,

lets go to my place.

That will do for now.

Hey hold this,

I'll be right back.

Hey Eddie!

Can I talk to you a minute?

Sure, what's up?

Sorry.

Are you sure you know

what you're doing?

Yeah, why?

I just want to make sure.

You and your newfound freedom.

You don't have to go home with anyone.

Yeah, I know.

I wanna go home with him.

He's really hot.

Okay.

I appreciate it.

Goodnight.

Be safe.

Uh huh.

I've never done this before.

Just relax.

Doesn't this feel good?

Yes.

Wait, shouldn 't we get a con...

Don't worry about it.

Do you do this a lot?

No, you're special.

So, what happened

to you last night?

What do you mean?

Well, first you were drunk, and

then you were with that guy...

Scott?

Scott.

Did you do it?

Did you tap his little ass?

Well, he actually...

No!

What?

You bottomed for a bottom?

I don't even know what to say to that.

But you were safe, right?

What?

You were safe, right?

Safe?

When you had sex,

you used a condom?

He doesn't have sex a lot.

He said it would hurt more if...

Are you serious?

He's a slut! Don't you ever have

unsafe sex again, you hear me?

Never!

I don't care who you're with.

You just met him, that's crazy!

But...

Never have unsafe sex!

Ok?

Yes.

Fine.

Five minutes guys!

Thanks, five.

So, what should I do

about my parents?

Well, whatever you do, don't tell them

a bottom banged you bareback.

I'm serious!

Look, whatever you do, whatever

you tell them, just...

make sure you do it

before they get here.

[text signal]

What the hell?

What's wrong?

Someone told Sebastian

that I was HlV positive.

Oh, that makes sense now,

all the safe stuff.

I'm so sorry, I didn't...

I'm not!

I'm not positive!

Benny, you know what

I think it's time for?

I think it's time to tell all

our Christian friends

just what's going on in our

own family right now.

Are you sure you're up

for it, Sugar Plum?

I'm strong.

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