The Big Gay Musical

Synopsis: Paul and Eddie have just begun previews for the new Off-Broadway musical "Adam and Steve Just the Way God Made 'Em." Their lives strangely mirror the characters they are playing. Paul is looking for the perfect man and Eddie is dealing with how his sexuality and faith can mix. After yet another disastrous dating experience, Paul has an epiphany. He is done dating and just wants to be a slut like the sexy chorus boys that share his dressing room. Eddie has to tell his parents that he's gay and is starring in a show that calls the bible the "Breeder's Informational Book of Living Examples". Eddie comes out to his family and Paul goes on Manhunt. Eddie's parents are destroyed by the news and Paul can't even have a good one-night stand. But after musical numbers with scantly clad tap dancing angels, a retelling of Genesis, tele-evangelists, a camp that attempts to turn gay kids straight, and a bunch of showtunes, everyone realizes that life gets better once they accept who they really are.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Music
Production: Embrem Entertainment
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
6.0
Rotten Tomatoes:
100%
UNRATED
Year:
2009
87 min
Website
19 Views

Do I look fat?

I'm serious.

Do l?

Yes.

Yes, you look fat.

As big as a house.

I cannot believe you just said that.

And here I am, carrying your baby.

How do I know it's my baby?

Do you know what your problem is?

You've got a chip on your shoulder.

Yes.

Just can't.

And it's as big as a boulder.

I can't take it.

I can't take it, excuse me.

Excuse me, excuse me.

Excuse me.

Sir, are you okay?

Is there anything you need?

Yes.

I need a musical.

A BlG

GAY:

MUSlCAL!

I love being OFF Broadway!

Ladies and gentleman,

welcome to the first preview

of "Adam and Steve -

Just the Way God Made 'Em."

Before the show begins,

we need to let you know that

the show was rated "FLAMlNG"

by the Coalition of Christians.

But that doesn't mean it's

about homosexuals.

It just means, that if

you enjoy this show,

you'll end up burning in

hell, right next to us.

[Applause]

Hi!

I'm Adam.

And I'm his husband, Steven.

And this is our story.

In the beginning,

God created the Heavens and the Earth.

Wait a minute!

That's not how it's supposed to begin.

You grabbed the wrong book.

Sorry.

In the beginning,

God was... bored.

He was all alone in the universe,

and the thought of

being alone forever bothered Him.

He realized what he needed were

beautiful beings to entertain Him.

So, God created the angels.

And they were hot.

Each angel was hot...

and sexy...

and male.

God loved the angels, but soon

realized that He wanted more.

So, God created the Earth.

? He made the Earth full

ofbeauty and wonder. ?

? He made the skyfull

of stars like no one could. ?

? He made the oceans

and rivers and mountains. ?

? And He knew ?

? it was good. ?

? One day God came down to Earth

and summoned all His might. ?

? He took one look at

the darkness and said ?

Why the f*ck is it

so dark down here?

Oh, that's better.

Aren 't they great?

Let's show 'em angels!

? It's God.

He's the one creator. ?

? It's God.

He's the entertainer. ?

? It's God.

He's the great orator. ?

? It's God.

He's the mastur... ?

[Gasp]

What?

He is the master.

? I am God. ?

? I created the plants

and the trees. ?

? I made all the animals -

the birds and the bees. ?

? I made everything that you see, ?

? but none of it satisfied me. ?

? I needed interaction and drama. ?

? I needed something

entertaining to see. ?

? I loved all the stuff

that I created, ?

? but it's like a nature show on TV.. ?

So God created a man.

Adam was just what God wanted.

A man to do the gardening,

take care of the animals.

But, Adam was lonely.

And, God wasn't very fond of what

Adam was doing with the animals.

[Baa...]

So God created Eve, a woman for Adam.

And they were happy.

For a while.

You couldn't even make

me something to eat?

Don't you start with me!

But the shit hit the fan when

they ate God's favorite fruit.

Here!

Eat this.

Jesus Christ!

Yes daddy?

Nothing.

Go back to bed.

It wasn't my fault. I swear.

It was a serpent.

Yeah, a serpent.

? And so I threw them both

out of my garden. ?

? What else was there for me to do? ?

? But then the garden

just seemed so empty, ?

? and I was depressed

and I was so blue. ?

Hey God.

Why don 't you try two men?

What the hell!

Let's try it!

? I made another Adam for my garden, ?

? but I didn't make another Eve. ?

? I made another man

a bit more sensitive, ?

? and I called him Steve! ?

? And that is how it all began, ?

? the story of Adam and Steve. ?

? Though it's not written

in the Bible, ?

? it's the truth from

above so believe. ?

? And now here's Adam and Steve. ?

? God bless Adam and Steve. ?

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