The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas Page #5

Oh, Ed Earl, I like a lot of things, but

these afternoons with you top the list.

Yeah? Well, sing it to me, honey.

# I like fancy, frilly things

# High-heeled shoes and diamond rings

# Ragtime bands and Western swing

# And sneakin' around with you

# Well, I like beer and rodeos

# Detective books and dominoes

# Football games and Cheerios

and sneakin' around with you

# Sneakin' around with you

# Goin' a round or two

# Doin' what lovers do

# Whenever they're sneakin' around

# I like lots of cash on hand

# And dirty jokes

about the Fuller Brush Man

# I like stuff I understand

like sneakin' around with you

# You know, I like a thrill

that has no strings

# Friendship that don't ever change

# And laughter from the joy of things

# And sneakin' around with you

# Sneakin' around with you

# Goin' a round or two

# Doin' what lovers do

# Whenever they're sneakin' around

# I like drive-in picture shows

# Kissin' long and lovin' slow

# The secret places lovers go

whenever they're sneakin' around

Whoo!

# I like the crazy things we try

# And the sexy things we fantasise

# Just a-makin' out

in the broad daylight

# And sneakin' around with you

# Sneakin' around with you

# Keepin' it all brand-new

# Gettin' the best of you

# Whenever we're sneakin' around

# Sneakin' around, that's all

# I'm gonna lay down the law

# Watchin' the rise and fall

# Of lovers sneakin' around

- # We're just sneakin' around

- # Oh, we're just

# Sneakin'!

Sheriff?

Sheriff!

- Deputy Fred.

- Fred.

Oh...

Hold that position.

Don't move. Be right back.

- This better be important.

- Well, I think it is.

I saw your car and I figured

your phone was out, because...

What are you wearin' that for?

- Takin' a shower.

- Oh, really?

I take my shower in the mornin'.

I read in the Reader's Digest...

I don't care! What do you want?

The mayor wants to speak to you. Rita's

been callin' all over the county for you.

- He wants a meeting right away.

- Can't it wait?

- You mean till after your shower?

- Mm...

You go to your radio.

Tell him I'll be there when I get there.

Nothing can be that important

that it can't wait.

Right, Sheriff.

Nice man, but dumb.

Mona?

Mona?

Ain't that funny? Miss Mona was

at the back, knockin' on the screen door.

She was in a hurry,

but just dropped by to give you this.

It's a Japanese slingshot.

Well, look at that! At last!

OK, Rufus. What's on your mind?

Something with serious implications

to the health of this town! Tell him, CJ!

I have this friend that works

in a TV station down in Houston.

He tipped me off that Melvin P Thorpe's

plannin' an expos on the Chicken Ranch.

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