The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas Page #4
- R
- Year:
- 1982
- 114 min
- 1,919 Views
You know, Mona,
I've known a lot of women in my life.
None of 'em have ever been
exciting to me like you are.
Really? Even after all these years
we've been meetin' like this?
I'll tell you something.
A year with you is like...
Well, now, that is just about the sweetest
thing anybody ever said to me.
I know.
You know, honey...
...you bring out the... romantic in me.
Ta-da!
Whoo! You did that real fast.
I've had a lot of practice
gettin' in and out of my clothes.
How do you like the outfit?
Hot damn. Makes me feel real sexy!
Whoo!
Well, you don't look real sexy.
- I look like I always look.
- That's just it.
It's them damn droopy boxer drawers.
I just hate the looks of them.
- I've worn boxer shorts for years!
- And they look like it.
These are a brand-new pair.
I don't know what you're talkin' about.
People tell me I have
Well, you do,
But when I was gettin' me some
sexy things, I thought about you.
They have a his-and-hers department...
...and I thought you might
wanna try that on for size.
What the hell is it? A Japanese slingshot?
No, it's Jockey shorts
with little silver snaps on the side.
Mm. "Little" is the key word here.
They are real little.
A guy could hurt himself wearin' those.
I don't think so, thank you very much.
Ed Earl, I paid $20 for these, plus
postage, and I want you to wear 'em.
- You paid $20 for these?
- Yes!
Well, you got screwed.
- Come on, Ed Earl!
- No!
If they look half as good as I think,
you ain't gonna wear 'em but a second.
Maybe less.
- They're ridiculous.
- They're sexy.
No, no, no!
Well, fine! I'm gettin' dressed
and goin' home.
Well, fine! I'm goin' in the bathroom
and... put these on.
Be like puttin' two bowlin' balls
in a marble bag.
Braggin', braggin', braggin'.
- Well, I saw Dulcie Mae in town today.
- Oh, yeah?
I guess you'll be goin' there
for Thanksgivin' dinner.
- Don't I always?
- You better check that turkey of hers...
...because there's a hook in there that's
gonna drag your ass to a weddin' chapel.
No way.
I don't believe in matrimony.
It screws up a relationship.
Amen to that, Ed Earl.
- Ready?
- Oh, I'm always ready.
Well, hellfire! Is that it?
- How'd you like it?
- I didn't hardly get to even see them!
That's all you're gonna see,
cos I ain't parading around.
- Oh, come on, Ed Earl.
- No!
- For me.
- No.
- One itsy-bitsy peek?
- What are you doin'?
Now, that's what
the little silver snaps are for.
- Work, don't they?
- Just like a snap.
Come on over here
and give me a little lip-lock.
You know how I am about my breath.
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 2 May 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/the_best_little_whorehouse_in_texas_3940>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In