The Bates Haunting Page #3

What?

How did I do boss?

That's the Zeke Patroklos.

He's a farm hand.

We call him "Zeke the Geek."

Sometimes I just tell people

I work with retarded children.

It's not a total lie and

it looks great on resumes.

Wayne, it's offensive!

I like to think Mr. Petroklos

brings authenticity to his role.

Yeah, reminds me of a turtle

I once had.

Let's move on.

You hear that?

Hear what?

- Sounded like a little acorn dropped.

- Hey Junior, it's working!

Nice!

This here's Akimbo Tonaka.

His grandfather

was a kamikaze pilot

in World War II.

He bombed Pearl Harbor.

Think about that.

You the new girl?

Agnes Rickover.

You an actor?

- She'll be working merch.

- Oh.

Well I'm the electrician

and animatronics guy.

And I'm starring in this scene.

You worked on the machine

that killed Lily Hansen.

Yeah, I guess so, but...

that was a gas problem,

that's Oktay's department.

Yeah, there's nothing to worry

about, Miss Rickover.

Akimbo's a licensed electrician.

I completely vouch for him.

We have the highest

of safety standards.

Yeah, I'm good at what I do.

You going to the uh,

employee bonfire tonight?

The night before opening day,

all the employees get together

and we bless this land

with beer, food and music.

You gotta come.

It's such a barbaric tradition

my father started.

I disapprove,

it's strictly optional.

It would be a good chance

to get to know

some of the employees better.

Really?

And uh, you can bring your

boyfriend, too, if you want.

I don't have a boyfriend.

Cool.

All right, come on.

We got a lot to see.

Thanks.

Hey Agnes, you made it!

Ready to get f***ed up!

Who's your... friend?

Yeah, who's your friend?

Oh, this is Clyde.

He has writers block.

Are you two...

- No.

- No.

Oh good, I'm Wayne.

Clyde Abelson.

Wanna hot dog?

Ah, I'm good, thank you.

Oh, are you now?

Why don't we take a seat

by the fire.

My friend Sean's playing

guitar.

We'll uh, we'll be there

in a second, Akimbo.

I, uh, wanna show Clyde

around the farm a little bit.

This farm's the closest thing

he's ever had to a girlfriend.

Oh, so that's why the sheep

looked so happy.

See you later, Clyde.

Oh, great party Agnes!

Thanks for bringing me.

I need you to be

my lookout man.

What?

Why?

I have to get a closer look at

the dragon that killed Lily.

Oh come on, I thought

we came here so that

we could rip on Hannah's fake

tits and then go watch

that DVD I ordered,

"Street Magic Gone Wrong."

There'll be plenty of time

for that later.

Come on.

Did you see, uh...

that f***ing Cal

thinks he's Gallagher.

Hey babe, do you wanna

be alone for a bit?

What are you talking about?

I'm not even drunk yet.

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