The Bates Haunting

Synopsis: One year ago, Agnes Rickover attended opening night at the Bates Motel and Haunted Hayride to see her best friend Lily's dramatic debut. A horrific accident resulted in Agnes witnessing Lily's fiery death in a spectacle gone wrong. After a year of obsessing over a murder investigation everyone else thinks is open and shut, Agnes goes to work at the Haunt in an attempt confront her trauma. Horrific events begin to claim the lives of her coworkers and Agnes must figure out what is behind all of the "accidents" before more people die.
Genre: Horror, Thriller
76 min

What's up?

This is Bam Margera.

You wanna see

something scary?

You wanna see something

really scary?

Check out The Bates Motel

and Haunted Hayride.

- Oh, Jesus!

- Gotcha.

Oh my God,

you scared me!


Not with your makeup on.

You kiss me with

your makeup on all the time.

Yeah, that's different.

Some broad got herself

fired earlier.

Maybe I can get you her job.

Working here's a scream.

This place is packed.

I had no idea there were

so many freaks in Gradyville.



I um, got you an early birthday

present for your big debut.

Oh, this is so pretty,

thank you.

It's supposed to bring you

long life and good luck.

It's bad luck to say, "good

luck" on opening night.

Listen, I gotta get going,

but be sure to get in line soon

so you can be the first to

catch my big performance.


Ladies and gentlemen!

Prepare to bear witness to

the virgin sacrifice!


Consume her!




Someone do something!

Please, someone help her!

Can't you do something?!


Been waiting 40 minutes

for my pizza!

I'd rather be on fire than be

in your stupid restaurant!

42 minutes for my pizza!




Been waiting 40 minutes

for my pizza!

40 minutes for my pizza!

You seem aggravated, too.

This is ridiculous.

I'm so hungry, I could have

Danny DeVito fart in my mouth

to fill me up.

Someone please help me!

Yeah, finally.


God dammit!

Oh, I am so sorry, sir!

Oh my god!

Are you serious with that?!

Looks like a

shit-covered Frisbee!

Those pepperonis look like

Samoan nipples!

I emphatically apologize, sir!

No charge!

You just gave me

a big pile of shit!

- No, no, no, sir!

- It's ridiculous!

You call yourself a cook?!

I will make... a new one for


Next Tuesday, maybe?

Yeah, I'll be ready for it.

Thank you for coming to

Goose King Pizzeria!

Just sit, sir!

Where the hell is Agnes?!

That's two in a row.

I think you're

in the wrong business.

Clyde, don't start.


You could always rob banks.

Too much planning.

Glock, Glock, motherfucker!

Aw, balls!

Dude, this gun is sketch.

You should definitely

stick to writing.

Yeah, too bad no one will

pay me to write.

I think that's why Hannah

left me.

Well... maybe you can write

coloring books,

so she can read them.

Might as well.

Nothing ever happens in

Gradyville worth writing about.

Well, you can't let

your environment

dictate your behavior.

Gotta man-up and

do what you're good at.

Oh, you're one to talk.

You haven't dated anyone or even

held a job since Lily died.

Seriously, Clyde?!

I'm sorry, I'm just saying,

you know...

What are you saying?!

Well, you need to recover a

little bit...

- Recover?

- Agnes?!

Ah, horse tits!



Why don't you

light that motherfucker?

Good to be fired.

- Whatever.

- I feel liberated, actually.

You're too good for that place,


Ah, wait for that.

All day long.

Uh, Clyde?


Look behind us.

Oh shit!

- Put it out, put it out!

- F*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck!

Get some fucking perfume or

fucking something, something!

- Oh, shit, shit, shit!

- Oh shit!

Shit, shit.

Ah! Ah!

This always happens

when you drive my car!


Please get out of the vehicle.

Come on!

Why aren't you at

Goose King Pizza?

That place was stupid anyway.

Did you lose your job?

Sorry if I'm not gonna be

the regional manager

of some lame-ass pizzeria

for the rest of my life.

Dammit, Agnes!

That was the last place

in Gradyville

where you could work!

If you were anyone else,

you'd be in handcuffs

right now!

Clear your head!

Take Clyde home!

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