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should know about?

Okay, Agnes.

Lily Hansen

was her best friend.

Oh Agnes, I'm sorry.

I assure you, what happened

was an accident.

And safety regulations have

improved all over the farm.

The operator of that machine

was put behind bars.

We're really not as scary

as our name is.

Yeah, I'm uh...

pretty far from Norman Bates.

Could even call me uh...

Normal Bates?

How's that going for you?

Why don't you let Junior here

show you around the farm?

Yeah, the Halloween season is

Junior's time to shine.

We're real proud of him

around here.

I'll pick you up after

your shift is over.

Hey we'll see you around,

hey Dan?

Sure thing, Andrew.

Junior,

thanks again for this.

- Sure.

- Our pleasure.

All right, Agnes, let's uh...

show you around.

Right here is where

the haunted hayride begins.

It's where I got my start.

Poppa made me work

my way up to manager.

Look, Junior, no offense,

but the less of this place

I have to deal with, the

better.

I'd like it if you just

showed me what I have to do.

You're gonna work here,

you're gonna have to answer

questions customers may have

about the farm.

You know, we're not really

a motel.

But every once in awhile,

someone will call and

make a reservation.

This is the uh...

prop and costume shed.

Basically, where the a...

Guys, come on!

- Oh god...

- Ben?

Agnes!

What did I tell you two about

the S-E-X stuff?!

I mean, look, we're sorry!

Okay, and...

What the hell is she

doing here?!

- She works here now!

- Great!

Glad to see that

you've moved on, Ben.

And Hannah...

I'll be sure to tell Clyde

you said, "hi."

Don't.

Hey, hey!

You look good.

Will I be working anywhere

near this cretin?

No.

Good.

Bye-bye, Ben.

Whatever, man.

You're on thin ice, Mr. O'Neil!

Thin ice.

Sometimes... you know,

I just come back here to...

just look at it all.

Just try to...

take my lunch breaks

back here.

Call down.

Yeah.

Exceptionally, creepy

wooded area.

Thanks for bringing

me here, Junior.

Well, I have to show you

the grounds,

so that you know what

you're working with.

Junior, do you

have a girlfriend?

No?

So do you like being scared?

Does anyone like being

scared?

Some people do.

Die!

Effing A, man, chill!

How was my delivery?

Eh... well-timed.

Um...

However, when you say,

"die witch,"

it may sound like,

"die b-word,"

to some of the

older customers.

So maybe just stick to, "die."

Do I have to wear this

stupid mask?

How am I gonna

get recognized

if people can't even

see my face?

Uh... I think it's better to play

with the guests imagination,

and have the mystery of who's

under the mask scare them.

F*** my life.

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