The Animal Page #3

Synopsis: From the producers of the comedy smash Deuce Bigalow comes The Animal, about a small, wimpy Marvin, who doesn't have what it takes to fulfill his lifelong dream to be a cop. But his luck changes when he's critically injured in a car accident and a deranged scientist secretly uses animal organs to rebuild him. Energized by his new parts, Marvin leaves his weakness behind and achieves instant fame as a supercop. Now a hero, life is going great for Marvin until his animal instincts start taking over his body at all the wrong times. Marvin struggles to remain civilized and be a perfect gentleman with his new love, Rianna in a series of hilarious situations that would drive any animal crazy.
Genre: Comedy, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Luke Greenfield
Production: Columbia Pictures
  5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
4.8
Metacritic:
43
Rotten Tomatoes:
30%
PG-13
Year:
2001
84 min
Website
1,131 Views


- I found you.

I put you back together.

Don't you remember the animals?

No!

How do you explain

your sense of smell...

...your ability to run fast,

or jump 10 feet in the air?

It's the badger milk.

I ordered it from TV.

I need you to come with me.

You're crazy.

I'm not going anywhere with you.

Sorry about the dart.

You'll find everything you need here.

Water, food...

...a place to work out.

Where am l?

You were born here. Sort of.

When I found you,

you were nearly dead...

...and the only way to save you

was my procedure:

- Radical trans-species-ectomy.

- What's that mean?

I put animal parts in you.

You put wild animals inside me?

I wish.

I don't have that kind of money.

The animals I used...

...were abandoned by a circus or

from the private zoo of a pop star.

There's Mr. Giggles.

He really misses the pop star.

I'm not allowed to say who.

Your life is here with me now.

Look, doc...

...l appreciate you saving me.

Thank you. I think.

But what you did with the animals

is working for me.

I'll just go on with my life.

Your human side may not

be able to control it.

I have to go.

I have to try it.

I'm sorry.

I can't allow that.

Mange!

Sit.

Listen up, sh*t stains.

I don't know how you worked

that trick out of the guy's ass.

I don't.

But I'm watching you.

The fact of the matter is,

you're not a full-fledged cop yet.

You're not. Okay?

And until you pass your 30-day

probation, you belong to me.

I'll throw you out so quick,

your head will spin.

All the best.

Don't be ashamed, son.

I've eaten out of the garbage before.

Yeah.

This baby's nailed down tight.

Not going anywhere.

One minute, okay?

I'll be back.

He was trying to get out.

You'll want to get

a cover for this.

Yeah, maybe. Come on back.

I'll show you the animals.

This is Molly.

She's a young turkey vulture.

Hey, baby.

Her parents were killed by a hunter,

and it's hard to get her to eat.

I'm worried she won't make it.

She just misses her mom, that's all.

She doesn't eat whole worms.

That was really amazing.

So? What do you think?

It's all right. He's nice.

There are a lot of animals in here.

Yeah, I know.

It's a little crowded.

I don't have the heart

to turn any away.

But it's cool.

We're like one big happy family.

This is Henry, the orangutan.

He's very affectionate.

He really likes people,

but not other monkeys.

We have a lot of exotic birds.

Macaws and...

...my friend Cosmo's a parrot.

You are a good boy.

Parrots are one of the smartest

animals.

- Really?

- You want food?

They have the intelligence

of a 5-year-old child.

A 5-year-old?

People think parrots just mimic...

...but they have thoughts

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Tom Brady

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