The Animal

Synopsis: From the producers of the comedy smash Deuce Bigalow comes The Animal, about a small, wimpy Marvin, who doesn't have what it takes to fulfill his lifelong dream to be a cop. But his luck changes when he's critically injured in a car accident and a deranged scientist secretly uses animal organs to rebuild him. Energized by his new parts, Marvin leaves his weakness behind and achieves instant fame as a supercop. Now a hero, life is going great for Marvin until his animal instincts start taking over his body at all the wrong times. Marvin struggles to remain civilized and be a perfect gentleman with his new love, Rianna in a series of hilarious situations that would drive any animal crazy.
Genre: Comedy, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Luke Greenfield
Production: Columbia Pictures
  5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
4.8
Metacritic:
43
Rotten Tomatoes:
30%
PG-13
Year:
2001
84 min
Website
151 Views


- our five-day forecast.

Next up, the tree girl from Elkerton.

After living in a tree for a year,...

...Rianna "Hummingbird" Holmes

comes down.

Unlike Julia Hill,

Holmes' forest was leveled...

... though she saved

a giant redwood tree.

How are you?

I wanna thank everyone who

sent food and letters of support.

And the mentally handicapped child

who sent me these poems.

She read my poems.

Thank you.

Dimples!

Come on in the house!

Morning, Mrs. De La Rosa.

Dimples got out again.

I let him out.

You have a good day now.

I am a warrior.

I am a warrior.

On your left!

Well, boys and girls...

...this is the most important room

in the station.

The police evidence room.

- It's where I work.

- Are you a policeman?

- It's where I work.

- Are you a policeman?

Evidence file clerks

work closely with real policemen.

So you're not a real policeman.

As soon as I pass the obstacle course,

I'll be a real policeman.

Yeah, okay, pal.

Evidence is arranged

by case number.

We're almost as tall as you.

This field trip sucks.

I might have candy somewhere.

- Look, everyone. Marijuana.

- You're not allowed to touch that.

That's police evidence.

Are you going to arrest us?

You're not a real cop.

Guys, that's really...

I got him!

Mange!

What is going on in here?

Let me see that.

Thanks, sarge.

Right there.

You're missing an " R."

Outstanding.

Now...

...who wants a ride

with a real police officer?

- Marvin, what happened to you?

- Kids.

How did kids

embarrass you like that?

I'm gonna do it this time, Dad.

I'll be a real policeman,

like you were.

I'll make you so proud of me.

I'm not gonna be a loser anymore.

Give me that!

- Stretch it!

- It won't go any further.

Back up. Let me try.

Come on, Marvin!

Maybe this year

you won't pee your pants.

Good one, sarge.

Don't worry.

Nobody else remembers.

Listen up.

You have four minutes to complete...

...the endurance portion

of your examination.

I have personally

designed this course...

...to simulate actual conditions

one might encounter...

...in the field.

Good luck.

Take a good look at that ass.

You'll follow it all day.

Ready! Set!

Go, Marvin, go! Go, Marvin, go!

Go, go, Marvin! You go!

Marvin, take her!

Kiss it!

Oh, okay.

How does this simulate the field?

Come on now, Marvin! You go!

Marvin, you okay?

At least you didn't pee your pants.

Maybe we should wait

until everyone leaves.

Pop quiz. Pop quiz.

Who's this?

That's four times in a row.

Refills?

Thank you.

You see that shit?

She poured my beer first.

- So?

- So?

It's because I'm black.

Maybe she's just being nice.

- Now we're getting to it.

- What?

What y'all call nice,

I call reverse racism.

Be overly nice to the black man.

Make up for his ancestors

being taken...

...crammed by the hundreds into

leaky boats like human tuna fish...

...and if they didn't die, they'd

go into show biz to make a living.

Now she's going to pour my beer first?

That won't make up for 400 years

of injustice. Not today.

I wish I was black.

I'd have my onion rings by now.

I got to go take a whizzer.

- Oh, jeez. I'm sorry.

- No, I'm-

I didn't know anybody was in here.

There's a line in the ladies' room...

Wait.

You're Rianna " Hummingbird" Holmes.

I think it's great what you did,

saving that tree.

Even though they leveled

all the other trees.

Glad to see you're doing your part.

I'm sorry. I'm wasting trees.

They should get one of those...

...blowjobby things.

I mean, hand jobbys.

I mean, hand blowers.

I wrote you a poem.

Working out and

a protein diet is not enough.

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