The Angry Birds Movie Page #5

An unidentified floating object.

Daddy!

Stop it.

No, I'm not your daddy.

- What is that?

- Look at the size of that thing.

Where is it going?

I don't know,

but it's not stopping.

My house.

My house.

Slow down!

Stop!

Oh.

Phew.

What the?

That house took me

5 years to build.

Wow.

It's such a shame when you create

something and someone just destroys it.

Ladies and gentlemen.

- We have a very special guest for you.

- Huh?

- He's a green marine sailing machine.

- Here we go.

And he's king, to let you know,

he's not mean.

Put your wings together for

Leonard!

Oh.

Thank you very much.

Please hold your applause.

Greetings from my world,

the world of the pigs.

What's a pig?

I am a pig!

Unbelievable.

Unbelievable.

Oh, where're we going?

Wrong way.

Oopsie.

Not working.

We practiced this a hundred times.

- Oh, man.

- Give it to me.

- Oh.

- We're gonna come in again.

I'm so sorry.

My name is Leonard,

but my friends call me Chuckles.

- Oh, ho ho ho! Very generous.

- Yeah.

- Thank y...

- Oh.

- We mean no harm.

- Aw. Ow.

We saw your island across the sea

and we thought,

"I wonder what they're up to?"

But, there's no other place

besides here.

Yes, there is.

And we are from there.

We call it, Piggy Island.

Oh my gosh.

P-I-GG-Y Island.

Who else is out there?

My first officer, Ross and I

have sailed everywhere.

One brave soul against the sea,

and Ross.

Ah, excuse me.

Have you come to smash

all of our houses or just mine?

- Oh, man.

- Ho ho. Somebody want a gift basket.

Please. Please.

Don't be afraid.

My partner and I request

the honor of your friendship.

- Ross, show them how'd we do it.

- Oh?

Don't worry, he's always shy.

- Well, I'll say now.

- Hi! Uhh!

Hi, friends.

Oh, not a hugger.

Welcome to Bird Island.

Welcome to our new friends,

the Pigs.

- Let us have a celebration!

- Put it there!

- Welcome

- Oh.

What?

Sorry.

And a hoof to a wing.

We would like to honor the pig's

with a special performance.

Oh, watch out.

Shaking my bacon.

They don't have feathers?

You know, they're just walking around

naked just presenting themselves.

I'm looking at all

their business here.

That part about them,

I really admire.

Now we would like to welcome

our special guest, the PIGS!

- Yay.

- Alright.

Thank you for your kindness

and hospitality.

- Our king sends his warmest regards.

- King?

You have shared with us the wonders

of your quaint simple little island.

Drop the banner, Ross!

Ah!

Whoa!

Now, we would love to humbly share

some of the wonders of our world.

Ha! Yeah.

Humble my bird butt.

Language.

100 years from now,

everyone will ask,

"How do the friendship between

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