
The Angry Birds Movie
Okay, come on. Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Oh, boy. Come on.
Let's go. Let's go, buddy.
Come on. Come on.
We got to move. We got to move.
Whoa!
Oh...!
Yes, yes, yes...
No, no, no...
Ahhh!
Aw!
Uh!
What!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Egg! Egg!
Got you.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow. Ow. Ow.
Ow. Ow.
I don't like it!
I don't like it!
Beak.
Wing.
Tail.
Ribs.
Giblets.
I'm flying.
No, still can't fly.
Notta dodbly leees.
(Not the top of my list.)
Breathe.
Breathe.
Bottom feeder.
Up... and over.
Woo.
Huh!
Ta-da!
No, no, no...
Look, it's okay.
I'm just a clown.
Oh boy.
That's loud.
You're loud.
You're... very scared of me.
Here, come here.
No? Okay. No, never mind.
Uh.
Happy Hatchday.
Oh.
Hi, pal.
You must be so disappointed
in yourself for being this late.
Oh, no.
No. No, no, no.
I'm not late.
Look at the time.
See.
The order said, "Before noon."
Okay.
Now, you're late.
- What?
- Where have you been?
- It's funny you ask. I was...
- You missed the party.
- What is that?
- Oh, that.
Uh, yes.
I fell on the box.
Oh, the squirrel.
That's on us.
You know, I tried to keep my body
between the ground and the box,
but...
No, I think I got a little bruise.
You see anything back there?
Hear that, honey?
The clown we paid
to be here an hour ago,
fell on our son's hatchday cake.
That's why our son's hatchday
party is ruined.
- Oh.
- And the next time you messed up.
Don't tell me a story.
Just take responsibility.
Hey, man.
It wasn't a story.
I'm a screw up
that woke up late
and fell on the thing
you paid for!
It wasn't a story,
I almost drown.
Why don't we just settle this out
and say the cake's on you.
I'm sorry.
It's on me?
Well, who else will it be on?
Well, you know, I...
I'm not sure you're
going to like this.
Um...
but, since you asked.
Rather than being on me
as you suggested.
This cake...
... is on YOU!
So, you want to hear a story?
I run my butt off,
literally, mind you.
To get the "gluten free cake."
What the heck is gluten?
I mean, does gluten even exist?
Who are you?
- Get out of here!
- Already.
But, you're the only one
that has cake.
Oh, that's good stuff.
Anybody want to eat some cake
off their dad or husband?
you got this guy's face, right?
Oh, oh, oh, mm.
Oh, wait. I almost forgot.
You know, I'm suppose to do a
quick customers satisfaction survey
before I... weet weet split, okay.
So, on a scale of 1 to 3 stars,
what would you say
about my performance.
And don't forget,
the squirrel was...
... free
- No!
My bad.
Huh?
Congratulations!
- Huh?
- Oh...!
It's a boy.
Hey.
Eyebrows.
Eyebrows.
- Eyebrows.
- Eyebrows.
- Eyebrows.
- Eyebrows.
Oh...
Hm.
Oh.
Oh.
Your Honor.
Our family has always practice
natural child attach,
the risk of having a scramble
infant are too great.
There is going to be music
The nest was going to be full
of beautiful fresh cut flowers.
And the first 2 faces
he was going to see
mother and his father.
We can never get that moment back.
to the first face your the baby saw.
What are we talking about here.
He probably doesn't even remember me.
Daddy!
No, no, no. No.
Shhh, shut up.
Shut up.
Cool it!
Ladies and gentlemen.
Am I a passionate bird?
Yes.
Guilty as can be.
It was a quality cake.
Look, I worked very hard
to get it there, on time.
And he wouldn't even try it.
Mr. Red.
We are a happy happy bird community.
Under the protection of Mighty Eagle
We work, we play, we laugh.
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