The Angry Birds Movie

Synopsis: In the 3D animated comedy, The Angry Birds Movie, we'll finally find out why the birds are so angry. The movie takes us to an island populated entirely by happy, flightless birds - or almost entirely. In this paradise, Red (Jason Sudeikis, We're the Millers, Horrible Bosses), a bird with a temper problem, speedy Chuck (Josh Gad in his first animated role since Frozen), and the volatile Bomb (Danny McBride, This is the End, Eastbound and Down) have always been outsiders. But when the island is visited by mysterious green piggies, it's up to these unlikely outcasts to figure out what the pigs are up to. Featuring a hilarious, all-star voice cast that includes Bill Hader (Trainwreck, Inside Out), Maya Rudolph (Bridesmaids, Sisters), and Peter Dinklage (Game of Thrones), as well as Kate McKinnon (Saturday Night Live, Ghostbusters), Keegan-Michael Key (Key & Peele), Tony Hale (Veep, Arrested Development), Tituss Burgess (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt), Ike Barinholtz (Neighbors, Sisters), Hanni
Production: Sony Pictures
  1 win & 7 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.3
Metacritic:
43
Rotten Tomatoes:
43%
PG
Year:
2016
97 min
$107,506,776
Website
695 Views

Okay, come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Oh, boy. Come on.

Let's go. Let's go, buddy.

Come on. Come on.

We got to move. We got to move.

Whoa!

Oh...!

Yes, yes, yes...

No, no, no...

Ahhh!

Aw!

Uh!

What!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Egg! Egg!

Got you.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow. Ow. Ow.

Ow. Ow.

I don't like it!

I don't like it!

Beak.

Wing.

Tail.

Ribs.

Giblets.

I'm flying.

No, still can't fly.

Notta dodbly leees.

(Not the top of my list.)

Breathe.

Breathe.

Bottom feeder.

Up... and over.

Woo.

Huh!

Ta-da!

No, no, no...

Look, it's okay.

I'm just a clown.

Oh boy.

That's loud.

You're loud.

You're... very scared of me.

Here, come here.

No? Okay. No, never mind.

Uh.

Happy Hatchday.

Oh.

Hi, pal.

You must be so disappointed

in yourself for being this late.

Oh, no.

No. No, no, no.

I'm not late.

Look at the time.

See.

The order said, "Before noon."

Okay.

Now, you're late.

- What?

- Where have you been?

- It's funny you ask. I was...

- You missed the party.

- What is that?

- Oh, that.

Uh, yes.

I fell on the box.

Oh, the squirrel.

That's on us.

You know, I tried to keep my body

between the ground and the box,

but...

No, I think I got a little bruise.

You see anything back there?

Hear that, honey?

The clown we paid

to be here an hour ago,

fell on our son's hatchday cake.

That's why our son's hatchday

party is ruined.

- Oh.

- And the next time you messed up.

Don't tell me a story.

Just take responsibility.

Hey, man.

It wasn't a story.

I'm a screw up

that woke up late

and fell on the thing

you paid for!

It wasn't a story,

I almost drown.

Why don't we just settle this out

and say the cake's on you.

I'm sorry.

It's on me?

Well, who else will it be on?

Well, you know, I...

I'm not sure you're

going to like this.

Um...

but, since you asked.

Rather than being on me

as you suggested.

This cake...

... is on YOU!

So, you want to hear a story?

I run my butt off,

literally, mind you.

To get the "gluten free cake."

What the heck is gluten?

I mean, does gluten even exist?

Who are you?

- Get out of here!

- Already.

But, you're the only one

that has cake.

Oh, that's good stuff.

Anybody want to eat some cake

off their dad or husband?

Who needs plates when

you got this guy's face, right?

Oh, oh, oh, mm.

Oh, wait. I almost forgot.

You know, I'm suppose to do a

quick customers satisfaction survey

before I... weet weet split, okay.

So, on a scale of 1 to 3 stars,

what would you say

about my performance.

And don't forget,

the squirrel was...

... free

- Sorry about this.

- No!

My bad.

Huh?

Congratulations!

- Huh?

- Oh...!

It's a boy.

Hey.

Eyebrows.

Eyebrows.

- Eyebrows.

- Eyebrows.

- Eyebrows.

- Eyebrows.

Oh...

Hm.

Oh.

Oh.

Your Honor.

Our family has always practice

natural child attach,

the risk of having a scramble

infant are too great.

There is going to be music

The nest was going to be full

of beautiful fresh cut flowers.

And the first 2 faces

he was going to see

were the loving faces of his

mother and his father.

We can never get that moment back.

Ma'am, I never wanted my face

to the first face your the baby saw.

What are we talking about here.

He probably doesn't even remember me.

Daddy!

No, no, no. No.

Shhh, shut up.

Shut up.

Cool it!

Ladies and gentlemen.

Am I a passionate bird?

Yes.

Guilty as can be.

It was a quality cake.

Look, I worked very hard

to get it there, on time.

And he wouldn't even try it.

Mr. Red.

We are a happy happy bird community.

Under the protection of Mighty Eagle

We work, we play, we laugh.

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Jon Vitti

Jon Vitti (born 1960) is an American writer best known for his work on the television series The Simpsons. He has also written for the King of the Hill and The Critic series, and has served as a screenwriter or consultant for several animated and live-action movies, including Ice Age (2002) and Robots (2005). He is one of the eleven writers of The Simpsons Movie and also wrote the screenplays for the film adaptions Alvin and the Chipmunks, its sequel and The Angry Birds Movie. more…

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