The Angry Birds Movie Page #2

there you go.

Hi.

Hi.

Alright.

Oop!

Girlie. Girlie.

You got this.

We don't want you to fall now,

take your time.

Here we go.

That's it.

Oh, you're doing it.

- Seriously?

- I'm almost there.

(HUG TRADER)

- Nope.

SALON:

SPECIAL ~ FEATHER EXTENSIONS

Birds of a feather

SALON:

Chicken pose.

Crane pose.

Wow.

Mighty Might Eagle soaring free.

Defender of our homes and liberty.

Hi, Red.

Is one of those yours?

What?

Yeah.

When birds fly.

Mighty Eagle is a legend.

You think that's funny.

Ha ha ha. This is funny.

Oh oh.

What?

Don't look, Bobby.

The anger might be contagious.

Let's go.

He started it.

There you go.

Ah-hah.

Oh, look at this.

This is going to be awful.

Okay, I guess that's art.

That's garbage.

And that's,

exotic.

- Free rage what?

- Oh, hi.

- Hi, there. Welcome...

- Hello.

... to the Infinity Acceptance Group.

- I, am Matilda.

- Okay.

And I'm just super psych to be

taking this journey with you

Oh.

You're gonna have a blast!

I'm really fun.

Everybody says that about me.

Hey, guys.

Say hello to Red, everyone.

Hello.

Hi, Red.

Hello, birds I won't

get to know well.

Hey, apparently somebody didn't get

the memo that we like to start on time.

Because you're about 2 minutes late,

don't let it happen again.

Hi, my name is Chuck. I'm sorry

we got off on the wrong foot.

I like you a lot.

I can tell.

Okay.

Now, Red.

Would you like to share

your story with us?

No.

Not really.

Well, the court mentioned

something about a rage episode

at a child's birthday party.

How long is this class anyway?

As long as you make it.

Really?

Oh, okay.

Uh, gentlemen,

very nice to see you.

And uh, almost meet you.

Probably the nicest part of it

is not getting to meet you.

You know,

in some weird away.

Alright.

So, I'm gonna go ahead and...

scoot on back out, past

those creepy statues and...

HAH!

Back you go.

Sure. No, I can...

take a seat.

So, in another sense,

you are here until I

notify the court

that your anger issues

have been resolved.

Oh boy.

Chuck!

Share your story with Red.

Me? I'm the last guy

that should be here.

Simple speeding ticket.

Judge tells me

I was going too fast,

So I say, "Your Honor.

To be honest. I was"

You caught me.

I'm not angry. I'm honest.

So, shouldn't I be in an

honesty management class?

'Cause we got to

manage my honesty.

Mmf-hmm.

My one problem,

that's a different story

than you told last time.

Uh-uh...

Officer

Bill Beakins

Drinks on me, guys!

Chuck...

Okay.

Maybe, it wasn't ice cream.

Alright, Chuck.

Thanks, we got it.

And this is Terence.

Woof.

More like, terrifying

No.

It says here in the little filey.

Terence uh, seems to have an

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