The Angry Birds Movie Page #4

- Hey!

- Huh?

- Get over here!

- Hey, pecker heads.

- What's up?

- Yo.

Hey, man.

Oh.

Oh.

- Oh, I felt a peck.

- Whoa.

Ah...

This is the legendary Mighty Eagle.

Our protector and hero, but

no one has seen him for years.

Mighty Eagle is missing.

When's Mighty Eagle

going to come back.

Eyebrows, didn't your parents

ever tell you,

Mighty Eagle isn't real?

Shhh. He doesn't know that.

He doesn't have parents.

- He does not have parents.

- Yeah, or even friends.

Ah ha!

Eureka!

Say bye to daddy.

- Bye bye!

- Bye bye!

- Goodbye, hatchlings.

- Bye!

- Have a happy day.

- Bye.

- Good morning.

- Morning, your Honor.

Here you go.

- Ah-Choo!

- Bless you.

- Yes!

- Bye, daddy's making dinner.

If my name were Bobby,

would you ask about my hobbies.

- Wow

- Or if my name were Judas,

would you ask me

what my mood is?

I laugh, I cry,

I love, I hate.

I do so much more

than detonate.

Think of it

That was beautiful.

You're gonna make me cry.

Yeah, that was some real

clever symbolism.

Ah! Red, why don't

we hear you poem?

I don't have a poem.

Uh-huh.

Why not?

Because I didn't write one.

Right, uh-huh.

And, is there a reason?

Well. You know,

I was gonna do it,

but then I thought about it.

and I realized,

"Oh, this is a huge waste of my time."

So I didn't do it.

Deep breath. Deep breath.

DEEP BREATH!

And we're back in the now.

Chuck!

- You had your hand up the whole time.

- Um-Hm.

My poem,

is about a hate crimes

- How did it...?

- Oh oh.

Oh no.

A lot of sickos out there.

A lot of sickos.

What? Oh, what

did I make you of?

- I made you out of love.

- Wow.

But, wait. Too late.

Now I see your fate.

Some very troubled somebody

destroyed you out of hate.

What could have made him so despise

your happy smile, your laughing eyes.

Your soul was pure.

Your heart was true.

And someone hated that.

But, who?

Oh!

Terence.

Whoa!

[ HANG IN THERE ]

Yeah, I deserve that.

Oh.

Billy has passed

to a high plane of existence.?

Everyone join wings.

Let us,

all say our goodbyes.

Yeah. Let me get in here,

I got to say goodbye...

Okay.

Okay. You know, I'll just mourn

from back here, that's fine.

You know, if there is one thing

Billy always hated was goodbyes.

- Hey. What's going on there?

- Huh?

Class dismiss.

Very moving.

Come on, everybody.

Let's go!

Hey.

Where's everybody going?

Hurry, something's coming!

- Last one to the beach is a rotten egg!

- Let's go.

Coming through. Pardon me.

Excuse me.

What?

Aw.

Again?

Let's get down to the beach!

- Follow me.

- Let's get down to the beach.

What?

Huh?

I didn't mean to photo bomb you,

sorry about it

What is that thing?

It looks like an UFO.

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