The Adventures of Beatle Page #3
- Year:
- 2015
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for the rest of my natural life?
You think it's funny that I got here
first thing this morning?
only to have you to tell me
I have to have cash, when I called
before to make sure you take checks
and I was told that you do.
Is there some sort of humor in the fact
that it's now almost
four o'clock in the afternoon
and for all I know you've towed my
f***ing car already,
and you can't help me out
with ten f***ing cents.
to you goddamn highway robber.
Where's the f***ing punchline, a**hole?
Because I'm obviously
not too quick on the pickup today.
[EXHALES]
No.
Sorry, you have to pay the whole thing.
Does anyone have a dime I can borrow?
It doesn't have to be a dime, um...
Two nickles?
- [MAN COUGHS]
- Nickle and five pennies?
- Anybody? Please?
- MAN:
Sorry.Here, senorita.
- De nada.
Look, I'll grant you, I do enjoy
a little artistic flare here and there.
It helps me fill in the occasional gap,
you know what I mean?
it makes things more interesting.
For example, the DMV may have
been a bit more like...
Seriously, we don't take checks.
As opposed to my version,
which you have to admit
is far more entertaining, right?
Here you are, picking up a payment.
- Payment for what?
- For a hit, of course.
- Oh, because I'm an assassin.
- Well, aren't you?
What does the evidence say?
You know, that park has had
security surveillance cameras
in operation for over a decade?
And they take a shot every 45 seconds.
Oh, and please if you will,
Beatle, note the time stamp right there.
You've got to f***ing
love those things, right?
They're absolutely incredible
at placing a certain individual
in a certain spot, at a certain time,
Doing a certain thing.
And in some cases,
committing a certain crime.
- It's certainly detailed.
- Yeah.
So while I may be guilty of peppering in
a little artistic flare here and there.
The one thing that you can be sure of
is that where the facts are concerned,
I absolutely have all the evidence
I need to take this to a court of law.
Care to explain this receipt to me?
I'll tell you what I think happened.
Kyle's car breaks down
and he calls a towing company.
You. You show up, you see
he's giving her a hard time.
He's got his hands around her neck,
and he's strangling her.
So you decide to knock him out, right.
What did you use? A tire iron, a wrench?
Come on, Beatle, am I getting warm?
Beatle Boyin Towing/Assassination?
You the mighty assassin, you bust up Kyle,
and you whisk away
your damsel in distress, Athena.
I've got to be getting
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