The Adventures of Beatle Page #2
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The lady on the phone.
We don't take checks.
The lady on the phone said you did.
I'm sorry but what do her
DMV issues have to do with me?
I want to talk about your doctor.
- Who?
- Your shrink.
I want to talk about Dr. Vanderark.
Okay.
I would appreciate it if you would
apologize to my secretary
before you leave today.
- Why?
- I think you know why.
- Can I help you?
You can't go in there, he's with
a patient, and you can not smoke!
There. Happy?
HULT:
We'll come back to that.So you were making trouble
while Athena was having her own problems.
I mean what makes you think that I have
that kind of cash just lying around?
Does it seem like I've been
lobotomized in the past six months?
Turn around. Turn around!
You know, you have a really
nice ass, Athena.
wearing shorter dresses.
Okay, you can turn around.
Now, why don't you take my car,
you're gonna be
coming back here anyway, right?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, good.
Okay. It's yours.
So she goes to this guy for cash
and gets the keys to the car.
Uh-huh?
The car that later breaks down
and bingo, he calls a tow truck, you!
A tow truck?
So now I'm a tow truck driver,
not an assassin?
Well, every assassin has a cover, right?
DR. VANDERARK:
Yes, and you were saying?Oh, yeah. So, I went to go
kill this guy today, right.
And before I did, I sorta said that
I thought that he might deserve it.
And then I got to thinking about it
later and I realized that,
that wasn't really a very nice
thing to say. So, I felt bad.
- I wanna stop you right there, Ronda.
- Don't say it!
Let's not get distracted
from the matter at hand.
Why do you insist on this fantasy
of being an assassin?
- It's not a fantasy. It's true.
- No. It's not.
Personally, I think an assassin
sounds better than a tow truck driver.
So now you're admitting to being
an assassin? Which is it?
You tell me.
Next.
I'm back. And I have cash now.
[TYPING]
Eight hundred nineteen dollars,
twenty-three cents.
Sh*t.
The meter...
I had to... I had to pay the meter
I must have miscalculated. I...
This is all the money I have in the
world, I had to borrow it to pay this.
So you have to pay the whole thing.
Are you serious? It's ten cents.
Sorry. You have to pay the whole thing.
You're not sorry.
Are you, you certainly should be.
But you're not. Not at all are you?
- No.
- Sh*t!
[COUGHS] Next.
No. Is this funny,
you think this is funny?
You think it's funny that my car has a gaudy
hunk of orange metal on it right now,
and the only way for me
to get it off before it gets towed
is to borrow $819 from a man
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