The Adventures of Beatle


Ready? On? I think it is.

Is it running?

Yeah, go. Wait, no, hang on,

I'm not. Action!

So where should we start, you think?

Just introduce yourself

and tell me about your company.

You wanna do a push up or something?

- No.

- Okay.


Hi, I'm Beatle Boy... That's stupid, okay?

It's not, it's cool. Do it again.

Hi, there, I'm Beetle Boyin,

and I'm gonna be your guide

on the fascinating journey through

the world of cold-blooded killing.

Tell me about yourself, Beetle.

Uh... ever want to kill somebody?

I know I do.

Whoa, sorry.

Not a Hitman, you say.

Well, that's not a problem.

Just follow the instructions in my easy

to follow video, and you too...

Nah, that sounds weird.

- How many times do we have to do this?

- What do you think? We got everything?

'Till I want to buy the video.

Hi, there, my name is Beetle Boyin,

and I'm here with

the first ever of its kind,

instructional video for Hitmen.

Ever want to kill someone? I know I do.

It's easy, just follow the instructions

in my video, and you, too,

can be a Hitman.

That was really good.

This is some really, really

great stuff here, Beatle.

I mean it's just down right

entertaining all the way around.

You know what I like about it

the most though?

That even though the footage

is several years old.

There is no statue

of limitations on murder.

You know what that is?

Let me jog your memory. Dead body.

In your loft about seven years ago.

No? Nothing?

Well, based on the evidence at the time,

we couldn't charge you with a crime.

But that's all changed now, hasn't it?

Still not ringing a bell, huh?


Maybe this will help.

Why don't you tell me about

your relationship with Athena Glendon?

How about Carla Garret?

You care to explain that one to me?

So you don't wanna talk about Athena,

you don't wanna talk about Carla?

Well, maybe we should

talk about Kyle Sullivan? Hm?

How bout we talk about the time

when you knocked him unconscious?

Did your connection to Kyle

kinda slip your mind

when you were giving

your statement to the police?

Look we got him now, okay?

And I gotta do everything I can

to keep this guy locked up.

So here's the deal.

You tell me everything you know.

And I'll do what I can in getting this

first degree murder charge reduced.

- Can I ask you a question, Randy?

- It's Detective Hult.

Hmm. Do you see handcuffs on my wrists?


Okay, then. I think we can both agree

that I am not under arrest. Correct?

And I think we both know that's because

you can't charge me with anything.

Unless you can prove it.

Oh, I intend to, believe me, I do.

You see when we brought Kyle Sullivan

down and we went through his stuff.

I think you're gonna be surprised to know

that he had an awful lot of

information lying around.

But what I think you're gonna be

more surprised about Beatle?

Is that some of that evidence tells

a very compelling story about you.

I like to call it,

The Adventures of Beatle.

And it all begins April the 27th, 2006.

The day you met Athena Glendon.


Uh, wait, uh.

It's four o'clock in the morning,

don't you think that you should,

um, stay and just get some rest?

Gotta run. See you next week.


Shut... Shut up!

The red hot action

starts tonight, at eight,

followed by an all new episode of...

Isn't that the truth Phil?

- Well, folks, it's Thursday April 27th.

- Thursday. Sh*t!

We have a foggy start this morning.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Sh*t. Sh*t!

Have a nice trip, buddy.

Okay, so, what's the total

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Katherine Brooks

Katherine Brooks (born March 15, 1976, Covington, Louisiana) is an American film writer and director. Brooks is a member of the Directors Guild of America, a Jury Member for Samsung Fresh-Films 2007—the largest teen filmmaking program in the USA, and is the recipient of the LACE Award for Arts and Entertainment, which honors women who have made a difference in the entertainment community. more…

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