The Adventures of Baron Munchausen Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 1988
- 126 min
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There's no one on the rack but me
Act four
is set in an abattoir.
I see a lot of slapstick.
We begin with the arrival
of the eunuchs' chorus who sing...
"Cut Off in My Prime."
Cut off in my prime
Surrounded
By beautiful women
all the time
A eunuch's life is hard
And nothing else
Excuse me a moment.
Oh, you won't want
to miss this aria.
It reminds me
of my school days in England.
Life is rather like a game
It's important that you win
And though it seem
a terrible shame
If you lie and cheat
And sin
Lay up and win
The game
Steady.
Where the hell's Berthold?
- Don't know.
- I though he was with you.
Well, if he's not here
in three and a half minutes...
the sultan
will cut off my head!
- And?
- And?
Is that all?
I'm sorry,
I don't find that funny. Do you?
This isn't a joke!
It's a wager!
A wager!
He's asleep.
I can hear him snoring.
- Come on.
He's under a tree!
Near Belgrade.
- What?
- There's a bottle beside him.
- Hope he hasn't been at it.
- So do I.
What's the wind speed, Gus?
Three knots.
I'm a modern man
These days I find
you have to be
Awfully cruel to be kind
I'm a modern man
You will agree
It's either you or me
Well!
Time's nearly up, I think.
Ready.
Now!
- Not late, am I?
- No.
Not late,
thank you very much.
Thanks.
I needed a trim.
- Much obliged.
- From the empress.
Delicious!
You win.
Treasurer, allow my friend here
to take from the treasury...
as much as the strongest man
can carry.
Yes.
That's it.
Thanks, squire.
I must speak
with the sultan.
- What is it?
- Excellency! They've taken everything!
What?
Gustavus!
Stop them!
Bring them back!
Gustavus! Again!
Fire!
Don't shoot!
- Stand firm!
- Take cover, my friends.
Regroup!
Let me in!
And so...
as you can see,
the sultan is still after my head.
Hey, wait!
Stop! Don't go!
Come back!
There's more!
I haven't finished!
Don't leave now!
We're about to make off
with the sultan's treasure.
You can't just stop.
The name's Desmond, mate.
We're actors, not figments
of your imagination! Now get a grip!
Oh, come back!
What the devil is the sultan playing at?
It's Wednesday, isn't it?
I'm terribly sorry about the show.
One or two minor setbacks here, sir.
This theatre's closed. I want you
and your company out of the city.
Oh, no, sir! No!
No, sir. Please!
Give us a say! Sir, look at these
favorable endorsements from Europe.
"Mr. Salt's company holds a mirror
up to nature." "Vienna Clarion."
"Great value for money."
"Paris Echo."
"A good night out." "Glasgow Herald."
Just give us one second.
Here, boy.
Good boy. It's all right.
Here, boy!
Are you all right?
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