The Adventures of Baron Munchausen Page #2
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- Year:
- 1988
- 126 min
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Your reality, sir,
is lies and balderdash...
and I'm delighted to say
that I have no grasp of it whatsoever!
This man obviously
needs a doctor.
A doctor?
We will continue
with the show.
Thank you very much,
Your Ordinaryness. Off!
Please be reasonable.
If we don't get on with it,
he'll throw us to the Turks
I'll get on with it!
Show them how it should be!
My lords...
ladies and gentlemen...
Baron Munchausen,
at your service.
Pruned any noses recently?
- Give us a song!
- No. Please.
Most of you won't remember me
or my adventures...
but I assure you...
they are true.
The truth is...
I am the cause of this siege.
- Don't be stupid!
You're the cause
of the border dispute, are you?
What? It's the sea routes
we're fighting for!
No, it isn't!
That was last time!
You poor deluded fools!
If you'll only
do me the courtesy...
of accepting the word
of a gentleman...
I will reveal the true cause...
of this war.
After my--
Oh, dear.
After my return from Egypt...
I was most warmly welcomed...
by the grand Turk...
his highness, the sultan...
who knew of my reputation...
and held me in high esteem.
In fact, so delighted
was he with my company...
that he offered me access
to his harem.
- One day...
- Go on!
the sultan brought me a bottle
of his favorite Tokay.
What do you think of that, eh?
Not bad.
Not bad?
My dear Munchausen...
it's impossible
to find better.
Humbug, Your Majesty.
What do you wager
that I won't procure...
within the hour, a bottle of Tokay
far superior to this...
from the imperial cellar
in Vienna...
a mere thousand odd miles away?
Accept my challenge.
If I don't succeed,
you may cut off my head.
These are my stakes.
What are yours?
I accept.
And if you succeed...
you may take as much treasure
as the strongest man can carry.
Agreed. Give me pen and ink, and I
will write to the empress immediately.
Berthold!
Coming!
Oh, blast!
Sorry, chaps.
I've got to go.
Take this to Vienna,
to the empress.
She will give you a bottle of wine.
Bring it straight to me.
Right-o.
Perhaps you would care for a little
light entertainment while you wait.
I have been composing
a short opera.
- Would you like to hear a song or two?
- No, thank you.
Oh, you'll love it.
It's a comedy.
It's called,
"The Torturer's Apprentice."
Here's the overture.
The curtain--
The curtain rises on a typical
everyday torture chamber.
Yosrick, the young apprentice,
sings of his joy in his job.
A torturer's apprentice
went his merry way to work one day
I bend and stretch and ply my trade
Making people all afraid
But things look black
Business is slack
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