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- Because, Jefferson,

that's how we make

an informed decision

on what we keep

and what we throw out.

-Like Josh?

-Yes. Exactly like Josh.

And whoever first decided

to jam a Popsicle stick

into a hot dog was an a**hole!

This is disgusting!

-Stephanie!

Steph!

Estephania!

Hey, that's my corn dog!

That's my corn dog!

You know what,

I don't want to be tagged

in anyone's photos, either.

It's a creepy invasion

of privacy.

- I agree.

- This sucks, man.

It's like I get punished

for knowing what I want.

-What do you want?

Holy crap!

That's Allison Segal

from high school.

- Look at that,

it's Allison Segal.

- I want out with her once...

Junior year.

- You did not go out

with Allison Segal.

You never went out with anybody.

And Todd Parker went out

with Allison Segal.

-No, that was me.

- Well, Todd Parker

went out with her, too.

Then again, he crushed,

like, every girl in high school.

I wonder what he's up to?

-He's probably in jail.

- Or witness protection.

We should call him.

Will and Nicholas, too.

Those were good guys.

-She didn't recognize us.

-Or she did.

- She looks exactly the same,

only more professional,

like a businesswoman,

not a prostitute.

I wonder if she's single.

- No matter what I do,

I'm gonna befoul this thing

with Stephanie.

-Yeah.

-What?

-She's probably single.

-Oh.

Yeah.

Where you at today?

-Hell.

-Me, too.

I'm back working

with the HWANG again.

-Oh. My favorite.

Say hi for me.

-I thought about it,

and maybe we can go out

on a real date,

just so you can see

how much I suck at dating

and why I shouldn't do it.

- Are you asking me out

on a date?

- For strictly scienti...

Scientific purposes only.

-I'd love to be experimented on.

-Are you bored?

-What? No, no.

- Oh, great. I'm boring you.

I'm boring.

- Stop it, you're not boring.

- I actually know that I am.

It's okay, just go ahead

and say it,

come out and tell me.

- What you're sensing right now

is not boredom,

it's just

like when I get hungry,

I just get, you know,

one-track minded

and, you know,

I just get tunnel vision.

It's like boom... food.

Just...

-Boom, food.

-Tunnel vision.

-Right.

-Your hair looks really nice.

Did you do something different?

-Kind of.

Thanks for noticing.

-It looks really nice.

-I'm glad you like it.

- Oh.

Dave Matthews?

-No, way worse than that.

- Jack Johnson,

'cause he's about as bad

as anybody I can think of.

- Why do you want to know?

- Because I think you can tell

a lot about somebody

from their most embarrassing

music purchase.

Dashboard confessional.

-I like dashboard confessional.

- Oh, god!

- I like them!

-I like dashboard.

-Oh, man, that...

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