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Am I right?

- Whatever.

You know, whatever.

I'm happy.

And the sex

is f***ing animal style.

-I don't know.

You always struck me

as the person

who needed an update

on her Facebook status

in order to go

f***ing animal style.

-That was the old Steph.

-I want ice cream.

Do you want ice cream?

I want ice cream.

- Yeah.

- Guess who sent me

a relationship request.

-Oh, things are getting serious.

What are you gonna do?

- I don't know.

I'm gonna...

Ignore her for now

and then just hope

that she forgets she sent it.

-Yeah, that's cool.

I have an uncle who sends me

candy crush requests,

and I just ignore them.

I'm never gonna play

that game, okay?

- Oops.

Dropped some sh*t there.

-Thanks.

Don't worry about it.

-Oh! Mmm!

- In order, nape of the neck,

eyes, and teeth.

- Nape of the neck?

Dude, you're a liar.

-I am not a liar.

- That's the kind of list

a guy makes

when he's embarrassed

to say the first thing

he looks for are tits.

-Tits?

-Yes, every guy looks for tits.

- No, you...

You can't help seeing them,

they're right in front of you.

What I look for

is a nice nape of the neck.

-I guess you have a point.

- Well, what's the first thing

that you look for?

-Tits.

-Hey, guys.

-Oh!

-Nice nape.

- Who do you think was the genius

who first took a Popsicle stick,

jammed it in a hot dog,

and then dipped it in a fryer?

- I notice you haven't accepted

my relationship status change.

-What?

- Yeah, I sent it to you,

like, two or three weeks ago.

It's not that big a deal,

I just figured

maybe it's time our status

reflected our relationship.

I did notice that you had time

to post those hilarious

workplace memes.

Classic.

-Well...

Remember how, um...

Refreshing we thought

this thing is that we have?

- What is this thing

that we have?

- This?

- This.

Us, you and me... this.

What is it?

-Complicated.

- Then how about it's complicated

as a status?

Just some indication

that we're together.

- Steph, it's only been,

like, a month.

-It's been almost three.

-Really?

- Do you really think

I'd be doing the things

we've been doing

with some random guy?

- We haven't even

been on a real date yet.

-Date?!

You don't even buy me drinks.

- Yeah, 'cause

that would make it a real date.

-Oh. Wow.

I...

Are you embarrassed

by me or something?

-No!

No, Steph, you are...

Way one of the coolest, sexiest,

funniest chicks

in the world, probably.

-Then what the f***?!

-The f*** is...

I don't know, why can't people

just be happy

with the way things are?

You know, why can't people

just live in the now?

Why does everybody have to label

and compartmentalize

everything in their lives?

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