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You really do have

questionable taste in music.

Really questionable.

Jason Mraz.

- Not gonna tell you.

- Come on, I told you mine.

- Oh, you told me you downloaded

a bright eyes album one time.

How embarrassing is that?

- Super embarrassing.

- I own all of his albums

plus an EP.

-How can you say he won?!

Look, he's... he's sulking back

into the ocean,

a defeated beast.

-She's returning home.

-Godzilla's not a woman!

- Um, she had a kid

in "Godzilla's revenge," hello!

- We're gonna have to have

a serious talk,

because that doesn't

qualify as a movie.

- Okay, regardless of

how you feel about it,

she would still be the winner.

-Okay.

Seriously, I just want you

to think about this, okay?

Who would win in a fight...

A giant, pre-historic dinosaur

with clear back problems

or Kong,

the eighth wonder of the world?

- Radioactive mutant lizard,

no question.

- Ugh, you!

You're a lost cause.

You're beautiful,

but god damn it,

you're a lost cause.

I had

a really good time tonight.

- Yeah, me, too.

I better go, though.

-That would probably be best.

-Yeah. Yeah.

Otherwise, it's like there's

this giant elephant in the room

that I want to...

f***.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Go turn off the TV.

That was like...

Some of the most normal sex

we've ever had.

-Is that a bad thing?

-No.

Creed.

-You brought creed.

Wow. That is...

So much worse

than I could have thought.

-I know! I know.

You crack me up.

- So this is how

it's gonna be, huh?

Every morning when I wake up,

you're gonna be here

taking away my opportunities

to walk around naked.

It's 4:
00 in the afternoon.

- I'm a night owl.

Hoot! Hoot!

- Well, if you want to walk

around naked, be my guest.

- I'm gonna hold you to that.

Where's Jefferson?

-Out getting wine and cheese.

We're going to see

a movie tonight

at the Hollywood cemetery.

- Ah, you're running

the bases backwards.

-Running the bases backwards?

-Means you start with sex

and then you do

all that couply stuff.

-Yeah, I guess.

- Now, the pancakes

with orange zest.

-Curtis?

-Dude!

- Oh, my god,

is that a real newspaper?

-She's dead.

-Allison Segal? How?

-Her heart exploded.

-Gross!

Should we say a prayer or...

Something?

- I'm gonna be honest,

I feel little weird

saying a prayer

over a pair of used panties.

-What?

I have a pair from every girl

I've been with.

- Yeah, that's a little...

That's just creepy.

Okay, Steph, back me up on this.

This is a little...

- oh, actually,

I can't say anything. I...

I do have a pair from

all the girls I've been with.

- If only we had stopped her

to say hi.

She could have been the one

to find a cure to cancer.

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