Table 19 Page #3
So when I find that something
doesn't add up, I investigate.
Can't help being a detective,
it's just who I am.
And you want to know what rank on
the force my husband has attained?
He manages a diner in Columbus, Ohio.
That rank.
Fill us in anyway, would you,
on how exactly
the bride's best friend
ended up back here
with the Klumps.
Oldest friend.
Leave it alone.
No, that's fine.
It's not, it's...
It's no mystery,
it's not a big deal.
I got dumped
by Francie's brother,
Teddy Millner, the best man.
That tall drink of sh*t
you can barely see.
God, look at him.
That guy is exactly
who you think he'd be.
Yeah, just a selfish jerk.
Which I somehow didn't see
until two months ago
when he dumped me out of the blue.
Then I saw.
So I dropped out
as maid of honor
because it was awkward
and I RSVP'd "No."
Well, "Yes" and then "No."
And then I thought,
this is about Francie,
it's her day,
and I won't let her brother
scare me away from that.
I'm glad I came.
I'm fine.
I feel nothing, actually.
I'm, like...
I feel liberated.
I feel free.
God. You have no idea
what that feels like.
Someday.
I mean, I am free.
I do, I mean,
I'm a free man,
I do know how it feels.
Right. Great.
Well, then, you know.
It feels great.
I don't have to think
about him anymore.
Talk to him, or...
Excuse me.
All right. Our newlyweds waif!
Be joining us
Okay, what's going on, man?
Meanwhile, enjoy the open bar.
Come on, what does that mean?
What does that mean?
a voicemail
telling me to tell Francie
not to open your RSVP card.
Then you leave me a voicemail
telling me that you're coming
and then another one saying
"Disregard the last one."
So that's what I mean,
what are you doing here?
You listened to
all those voicemails?
Hey, guys, right here.
Come on, El,
please don't go all crazy.
"All crazy"?
Now what does that mean?
It means you get mad.
You do something big
and you can't take it back
and it's too late, and then...
Crazy.
I do that?
I do that?
I'm not your mom,
so, I don't do that.
I think it's funny, mostly.
But not today.
Nikki will murder me...
All right, all right.
Nikki can calm down.
What is the deal with Nikki?
Really?
Wow. "What's the deal
with Nikki?" That's funny.
Why would you care about Nikki if
you're just here for my sister?
You're right.
Yeah.
You're right.
It's none of my business
if you cheated on me with her.
What?
Come on! I didn't
cheat on you with her.
and you dropped out
as maid of honor.
How does a guy who...
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