Table 19 Page #2

And I...

You know, felt nothing.

I felt nothing at all.

Right.

So, I misread that entirely.

Yeah. I guess you did.

Sorry, I'm...

I'm having an off day.

Do you ever have that?

Kind of day where

you think that the things

that come so easy to

everyone else just seem so

elusive?

No.

Yeah, me neither.

Okay.

Okay.

Not that you asked, but

this is where I'm sitting

so if you end up

in the high teens,

you know where to find me.

Sh*t!

Oh, sh*t.

Are you feeling all right?

What do you say your name is?

Megan-Ann.

Megan-Ann. Okay.

I will not forget.

I should have married Leroy

while I had the chance.

Leroy knew where

to put his hands.

Ah, you're the killer, Nyung.

Don't deny it, you sh*t.

It's hard to put down

a good book.

Yes.

Who doesn't love to read books?

I do, as a normal person.

What's your favorite book,

Walter?

Probably that one.

Walter, where do you live?

Today will not suck.

Your nails are orange

and your hair is orange.

And your dress is orange.

I say it's too much orange.

Too much orange?

That's what I was saying, so

you have to lose one of them.

I meant the dress.

On, my God.

Where are you from?

Hi.

Nyung.

- Okay. Hi.

- Hi!

I am Renzo.

I've achieved puberty

and I'm in a rock band.

I'm Walter, I'm a successful businessman

and I've also reached puberty.

Well, terrific.

I'm Eloise.

So far, it's my mom on bass

and me on lyrics,

but it's pretty cool.

Very cool.

Uh-huh.

There's No Bad Name

For a High School Rock Band.

Is what we're calling ourselves.

I'm calling it "The Band."

Eloise, what's your connection

to the bride and groom?

Right, yeah, that's the sort

of question you ask back here.

Ifs not gonna be

what you want to hear.

It won't be

what she wants to hear.

You're Jo Flanagan, right?

You're the nanny.

Francie's nanny.

How do you know that?

And you know Henry Grotsky

from the diner scene,

you're those people...

Jesus, not the Klumps.

Wow.

The Kepps.

- Bina and Jerry Kepp.

- Right.

And I'm Walter,

just a successful businessman

who just likes to read

his favorite book.

That one.

And you're

Grotsky's friends kid?

You requested

the singles' table.

That was never gonna happen.

How do you know us?

So, Francie, today's bride,

is my oldest friend.

Oh... Thank you!

There's been along discussion

about what kind of table this is

and you've just resolved it!

She is the best friend

of the bride.

Well, oldest.

How close to the toilet

do you feel now, Mr. Kepp?

The same.

The distance is the same.

You know what?

It's the same wedding.

It's the same celebration no

matter what table you're at.

I'm a fan of

detective fiction, Eloise.

Big, big fan.

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