Table 19 Page #4

After two years, you break

up with me over text?

"Good luck with your

future endeavors?

Were you firing me?

What the f...

You're an a**hole.

Oh, my God,

you're such an a**hole.

You're a ridiculous a**hole.

Why don't you just go home?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Before you ruin

all this for Francie.

I don't have a ferry ticket

till tomorrow, anyway.

Swim.

Think she'll be back?

I vote yes.

Hey! Let's chat,

you and me.

No, I'd like my

elbow back, Nicole.

Fine.

Just don't make a scene.

Why does everyone

keep saying I do that?

Hey, Jerry Kepp.

Uh-huh.

Just a hypothetical.

If someone offered you

20 bucks to go up

to our room and read your

book in the tub, would you'?

Say yes.

No. You know how I feel

about a hotel bathtub.

People do unconscionable

things in hotel bathtubs.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Bina, stand up. Bina, please,

stand up right now, please.

Why?

I will give you

20 RSVP'd dollars

if you stand up right now.

All right, then.

Okay?

What?

Honey.

Oh.

Sh*t.

What a shame.

Here you go.

Oh, thank you.

So much.

How long have you worked here?

I don't

really work here.

Yeah. What's up?

Look at that

That is why I'm here today.

Rodriguez & Hayes

must be overjoyed.

Actually, I heard

they were fighting.

Okay, look.

Teddy broke up with you.

I know how hard

that can be, okay?

A long time ago,

he broke up with me

to go out with you, so I get it.

But you have to stop now.

I fit into this family.

You never did.

I was Francie's first choice

for maid of honor.

I was Teddy's first choice

for a girlfriend.

Sometimes, first sticks.

Sometimes, it doesn't.

He listened to every

voicemail I sent,

so what does that tell you?

Tells me you don't know

when to stop calling.

Hey, Bina.

Hmm?

Make use of the jacket

and grab us a cheese plate,

would you?

That's funny.

Last week,

I did a search history

on our computer.

And one of us looked up

"Topless Dame Helen Mirren."

Wasn't me.

M-I-R-R-E-N.

Why did you do that?

Why did you come here?

Jerry said he wasn't coming,

and then all of a sudden

he changed his mind

and he won't say why.

Since when does a man

need a reason

to go to a wedding

with his own wife?

See? He has

a pathological aversion

to answering

a question directly.

He always answers

with another question.

Why did you make

Facebook friends

with Henry Grotsky on Facebook?

You answered with a question.

Why are you looking

at my Facebook?

You just did the same thing.

Okay.

Actually, with Henry Grotsky

and Tom Fo.

Tom Fo?

Mmm-hmm.

Well, Henry Grotsky owns

five diners in Central Ohio.

We own a diner in Central Ohio.

Everyone who owns

a diner in Central Ohio

is Facebook friends.

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