Super Troopers 2 Page #5
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- 2018
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(ALL CHEERING)
Easy, you hooligans!
I'm a senior citizen!
And if this two-week
assignment goes well,
I might be able
to make it permanent.
Trust us. It'll go well.
And who are you?
Oh, I'm one of the cops.
We picked him up
outside of Home Depot.
Fantastic.
You'll be phasing out
We lined up a meet and greet
with them tomorrow.
(CAR HORN HONKING)
Oh, yeah!
I wanted to make sure you had
your full team back,
so I tracked down
your other guy too.
(SIGHS) No f***ing way.
- (DOOR OPENS)
- Oh, no.
Sorry I'm late.
- Vaporized the beyotch!
- (O'HAGAN SIGHS)
FARVA:
You know they haveEskimo hookers up here?
When they have sex,
they really get "Inuit".
(LAUGHS) Pel!
(GROANS)
MAC:
God damn it.
Farva, you f***.
Back in business!
- (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
- (TRIMMER WHIRRING)
Bullshit! Who ordered these?
I can't feel my tits!
(ALL LAUGHS)
Hey!
Desk buddies, guy?
Are you positive
you want to quit your old job?
I mean,
Construction Supervisor.
And give up the chance
I don't think so, bro-haim.
Welcome to the Fart Zone
- (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
- FOSTER:
Body armor, check.Tactical flashlights. Why not?
Ooh, heat vision goggles.
Check.
Why would we need those?
Uh, we're in Canada now,
Rabbit.
What if we have to find
somebody in the snow?
Uh, there is snow in Vermont.
Okay,
I'm the "order stuff" guy.
You do your thing. All right?
Okay.
for Rabbit.
Woo! A roving
GPS triangulator.
Triangulator? Get a load
of James Bond over here.
(LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY)
for Thorny.
FARVA:
Thorn, Thorn, Thorn,Thorn, Thorn, Thorn.
Ram. Rod. Ram. Rod. Ramrod.
You're out, he's in.
Okay.
O'HAGAN:
MAC:
What have youbeen cleaning, Cap?
I'll clean your clock
if you don't watch out.
Okay, let's get started.
Don't push it, Mac.
Get started
doing some pullovers?
No, we're not doing
your pullovers.
Everything will be
by the book.
Everything!
Cap, you know how hard
I worked on this thing?
Big face, big mustache.
I don't care how big
your face is. Shave it!
FARVA:
Cap, Cap, Cap, Cap!
I'm good, right?
I got a tight mouth-muff.
(EXHALES)
- Talk about big faces.
- That's face-ism, Cap.
Not regulation! Shave it!
Right! Let's go
and see some Mounties.
(CHUCKLES) Remember the three
B's:
Best Behavior, Boys.Hey.
- How's it going?
- Feels like 1983 in here.
(IN CANADIAN ACCENT)
Oh, there they are.
I am Mayor Guy LeFranc.
Mayor of Saint Georges
du Laurent, Canada!
Or, as it's about to be known:
St. George of Lawrence,
America. (CHUCKLES)
I don't know. I'm not so good
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