Super Troopers 2 Page #6

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with American. Welcome.

Uh, the Guy LeFranc?

From the Montreal Canadiens

Minor League system?

The leading scorer

of the Halifax Bear Eaters?

Eighth most points

in CHL history.

Yeah, I know. Two points

behind Shotti Fitznugly.

Look at this guy!

I love hockey.

Your nickname, um,

don't tell me,

it was, uh, "The Explosion".

"The Halifax Explosion."

Named after

the single greatest

man-made explosion

before Hiroshima.

It was 1917,

ship laden with dynamite

crashed into another ship

in Halifax Harbor.

Tremendous explosion

and loss of life.

Burned people's eyes out

with the blast.

Many were blinded

by the light.

Like the song says.

And a First Nations tribe

was lost.

Probably would've

happened to them anyway,

- but it kind of moved up the timetable, eh?

- (ALL AGREE)

So, I am the second biggest

explosion from Halifax.

But enough about me.

Meet the Mounties. Guys!

Guys, come on over here.

This here is Sergeant Major

Roger Archambault.

This is Staff Sergeant Major

Henri Podein,

and Sergeant

Christophe Bellefuille.

Total gobbledygook.

I'm John O'Hagan.

This is Rod Farva,

Robbie Roto, Carl Foster,

MacIntyre Womack

and Arcot Ramathorn.

(SPEAKS FRENCH)

(MOUNTIES LAUGH)

you guys chew the cud.

Why don't we go f*** off

to the other room here?

- Yeah, sure.

- (DOOR OPENS)

(DOOR CLOSES)

I'm gonna get a Schlitz!

That's American for beer.

So, you do guys

ride horses or...

(IN CANADIAN ACCENT)

Yeah, this isn't 1957.

We drive Crown Victorias.

Hey, us too.

You get a little soup in them,

they can really rip

your knob off. Am I right?

(SPITS)

(IN FRENCH ACCENT)

We hear about you guy, heh?

Because first, you get your

highway station shut down.

And then, you get kick out

from your second job

because of this, uh,

Fred Savage thing.

(IN FRENCH ACCENT)

"Savage."

(IN NORMAL TONE) Makes it

sound intriguing, at least.

BELLEFUILLE:
(IN CANADIAN ACCENT)

So, what are you going to do here?

Go for the hat trick?

(MOUNTIES LAUGHING)

Well, we're actually hoping

to hold on to these jobs.

(TROOPERS CHUCKLE)

What are you guys

doing after the turnover?

Oh, they're transferring us

up to Labrador City.

- Oh!

- Cool.

BELLEFUILLE:

It's cool, all right.

Average winter temperature

is minus 18 degrees Celsius!

Yeah, all you have

to do to convert

is times two, add 32 and join

the rest of the human race.

Hey, Rookie,

they got non-alcoholic Molsons

over here.

Want me to get you

a half carafe? (LAUGHS)

Oh, we got a rookie there?

They shave your nuts yet?

Canadian tradition says

you got to shave

the rook's nuts,

otherwise it's bad luck.

- You don't say?

- Bad luck?

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