Super Troopers 2 Page #4

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- FOSTER:
Ah, okay.

You guys are good to go.

Sorry to hold ya up.

- Let them go!

- MAC:
Thanks! Take her easy.

(IN CANADIAN ACCENT)

Typical Canadian hardass.

(IN CANADIAN ACCENT) "Sorry.

I'm really sorry. Sorry."

(IN CANADIAN ACCENT)

"Oh, so sorry."

(IN CANADIAN ACCENT) Hey,

fellas, any chance you can

come over to the house later

and play some Sorry?

MAC:
Sure.

How about nine o'clock?

THORNY:
Ooh,

nine o'clock doesn't work.

- Sorry about that.

- (LAUGHTER)

MAC:
(IN NORMAL TONE)

French ones are the worst. Ha!

(IN FRENCH ACCENT) Would you

like some ratatouille

with your pain du chocolat?

Oui, oui! I'm gonna get

some jambon et fromage.

(LAUGHTER)

THORNY:
This can't be it.

MAC:
Well, this is the address

Cap sent me.

Although he did just learn

how to text.

Now what would compel somebody

to throw a tire

up on the roof?

FOSTER:
What, you never played

"Throw the Tire on the Roof"?

MAC:
(LAUGHS)

No, is that the kind of sh*t

you guys played in Rutland?

FOSTER:
Sure. Never got

"tired" of that game.

(FLIES BUZZING)

FOSTER:
Uh, we are

in the wrong place.

O'HAGAN:

No. You're in the right place.

MAC:
What's the deal

with the creepy,

remote shithole, Cap?

You gonna make us put

the lotion in the basket?

No, I've got a surprise

for you.

I didn't tell you up front

'cause you tend to be

a bunch of

wide-mouth bassholes.

Well, then, why don't you let

me reel in these fish, John?

THORNY:

Governor Jessman?

Hey, I didn't see

the motorcade.

- We're keeping my visit quiet.

- Mm.

(CHUCKLES)

Oh, Cappy, you dirty dog.

Show some respect, Mac!

Sorry.

I'm here

on official business.

We've got

an intriguing situation

going on in these parts.

JESSMAN:
With all the heat

on immigration these days,

the U.S. has been

going through

a border reassessment.

It turns out that some

of the original stone markers

that delineated

America from Canada,

weren't where

we thought they'd be.

Here is where the border was.

But here is where

we found the stone markers.

So this town,

St. Georges du Laurent,

and the area surrounding it,

are actually on American soil.

So we're going to war?

(IN CANADIAN ACCENT) Ah, gee,

that'd be a quick one, eh?

(ALL LAUGHS)

No. After negotiations,

they've agreed

to turn the land over.

Vermont's about to get

- a little more head room.

- RABBIT:
Hm.

So, it was up to me to find

a temporary police force

to help with the transition.

A group of officers

familiar with the border area,

experienced in patrolling

a stretch of highway.

Guys who maybe caught a bad

break the last time around?

So, you fellas want

a crack at your old jobs?

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