Super Troopers 2 Page #3
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- 2018
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trying to sell me hard d*cks.
I bet you bought
a baker's dozen. (LAUGHS)
Let's lay some caulk!
I got fresh caulk, everybody!
Hot caulk here.
Who wants caulk?
right from work, huh?
RABBIT:
He said,"Real men travel light."
(GRUNTING)
God, he looks ridiculous.
No, I think
Like the Brawny
Paper Towel Guy.
See, I was gonna say
- RABBIT:
Hey, Thorn.- MAC:
Hey.Job sucks.
It's all sap and splinters.
(MAC LAUGHS)
Now it smells like Bombay.
- You wanna put that shirt back on?
- Whew!
Breathe it in, little fella.
That's the smell
of a mountain man.
Right. Okay, what time you due
back at the hobo zoo?
- (LAUGHS)
- (SIREN CHIRPS)
Hey, hey!
What's up, guys?
Nice ride!
RABBIT:
Hey, Chief.Son of a b*tch.
- Ta-da!
- MEN:
Hey!What's up, Foster?
He is all yours.
I'm tired of him riding
in my sidecar anyway.
That's not what
you said last night.
OFFICER:
(ON RADIO)Chief, we have a 214
out at
the Shuck n' Rack Motel.
Officer needs guidance.
- I'll be right there.
- OFFICER:
(ON RADIO) Copy.(SIGHS) I wish you guys
didn't get fired.
We weren't fired.
We were invited to resign.
- Ah.
- Ooh, I like that.
No, you were fired. There was
that ride-along gone wrong.
Then you were fired.
We'll just have to agree
to disagree.
All right.
Well, you fellas have fun.
Just get him back
in one piece, all right?
With the rod. I'm gonna
need it next weekend.
Hello!
That's my girl.
All right, boys,
let's go fishing.
THORNY:
And the beauty is,the black is so black
that it's really blue.
I mean,
Ah, just like
the old days, huh?
Driving around
the countryside,
listening to Thorny
talk about his dick.
- I miss the old days.
- RABBIT:
That's bullshit, man.That Fred Savage thing
was not our fault.
Actors shouldn't
do ride-alongs.
Actors shouldn't even
try to play cops.
I mean, (SCOFFS)
they never get it right.
(LAUGHTER)
- Hey, there.
- How you doin'?
Good. You boys here
for business or pleasure?
- Just going fishing.
- Good timing.
You'll be up to yer tits
in the walleye.
I caught one last week.
Was seven kilograms.
Is that big?
Is that big? That's like nine
decimeters from tip to tail.
- You a jigger man?
- What did you call me?
Well, I like to use
the jigger rod
for when I'm catching
the walleye.
But of course
when you're doing that
Unless you're someone like
you there in the back.
- What are you, a bodybuilder?
- (CHUCKLES) No.
What do you bench?
Wait, don't tell me.
I don't want you
to embarrass me.
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