Suing the Devil Page #4

They claim that 1 hour in a casino

equals 3 months of passive smoking.

Oh yeah, and so what happened?

Just like my last poker game,

I won, of course!

So I'm going to crush Luke O'Brien.

That will give me so much joy.

You're doing this for the Lord.

Seriously. And you're going

to take a stand in your life!

- Thank you so much

- Yeah.

So, Mr. In-Yo-Face,

from Stanford Law.

Oh! Stanford Law.

Very good!

I know this sounds

very egotistical, sir, but...

I am the greatest, so

don't worry about a thing.

Good. Isn't that what

Muhammad Ali said?

- Professor Fields, NYU.

- Hi Prof!

It's a stupid lawsuit sir,

and we're going to win.

Alright. Stupid, win. That sounds

good to me. Thank you.

And last but not least,

Ms. Scarlett.

She represents

the tobacco industry.

Then no more need be said!

Quick question. Hands up

all those who believe in God.

Alright.

Hands up those who like God.

Like, like, like?

No one.

Well, I think our nemesis

Luke O'Brien is in your shoes.

He doesn't like God either!

Only he doesn't know it yet.

Alright, now, as you all know, this trial

is being shown around the world.

I don't have to tell you,

my client never loses.

Ever.

So what do we know

about this Luke O'Brien?

You don't need to worry

about Luke O'Brien, he's done.

Well, let's not underestimate him.

We're not. That's why

you're closing him.

And so the first day

of the trial arrived.

The jury was selected by a random

computer process under some new law.

Now, it was a mad house.

Here we are outside the

International Court of Human Rights,

where Luke O'Brien

is about to arrive.

Look! Here he is!

Here he is!

Luke! Luke! Luke!

Serious question for you, Luke.

Are you a moron?

No.

- Luke, you can't be taking this case seriously.

- Well, of course I'm taking it seriously.

Do you honestly believe

that that's the devil?

The devil is alive

and he's well.

Luke, Luke, so why are you

suing the devil?

He ruined my life,

he ruined this world!

And he has to pay for it.

- Do you really think you have a chance?

- Yes.

In my heart I believe I do.

Satan, Satan, do you have

anything to say?

I always have

something to say.

- Are you really Satan?

- Oh yes, how about a little dance with Satan?

Do you expect the public

to actually buy you're Satan?

Well do you expect the public

to buy that you are...

$12000 in debt

on your credit cards?

- How did you know that?

- Yeah, start paying them off.

If you're really Satan,

then prove it.

Okay, watch this.

All I'd like to say is:

The world is full of losers.

How many people are going

to sue me and blame me

because they can't

get their act together?

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