Suing the Devil Page #5
Okay? They're losers!
Mr. Luke O'Brien,
are you listening?
Satan, just want to say
that I'm a huge fan,
- I love Kiss.
- What?
Kiss! Kiss!
I hate Kiss.
I'm a Tom Jones man.
It's being built as trial of the century,
being seen by audiences around the world.
Welcome everyone to
"You Decide The verdict".
I'm Barry Polk.
Joining me today are...
Tony "The Hip" Anzaldo,
and Jasmine Williams,
welcome both.
Tony, why don't we
start with you?
Do you think that this guy Luke O'Brien
No.
Well said.
Jasmine?
for Luke O'Brien,
and we all hope
that he prevails.
I don't.
Let's go to Mark Engstrom,
who's observing this all the way from...
Tony, you'll like this.
London, England.
Mark?
Barry, everyone in the UK.
Is fascinated by this case.
And the big question on everyone's
mind is whether this really is Satan.
Mark, excuse me a moment,
we're going to go right back now,
as the trial is just
getting back underway.
All rise!
You may be seated.
Court is now in session.
Are you sure you want to
go through with this?
- No.
- This jury was selected by a random...
Yes.
Okay.
Since neither party
chose to settle,
we will go to trial.
And I want a speedy trial,
understood?
You've already turned our court
into a media circus.
Plaintiff, your opening statement.
- Plaintiff!
- Yes, your honor.
Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,
I feel a little inadequate,
after all...
However,
it's very important that you remember
the whole world is at stake here.
And that being over there is the
cause of all the world's suffering.
Your honor, objection!
My client isn't a being,
he's a fallen angel.
Right. Continue, Mr. O'Brien.
I will prove, with a
preponderance of evidence,
that he has caused all the
problems and pain of this world.
rendered against him,
for 8 trillion dollars.
Order!
Order!
Order!
Satan! Satan! Satan!
Order!
Order!
Okay, counsel, for the defense,
your opening statement.
The audacity,
the sheer audacity...
to make you poor people
leave your jobs
for this hair brain lawsuit,
- it's unbelievable!
- Objection!
Sustained. Counsel, please
refrain from personal attacks.
I'm sorry, your honor.
Assuming, for argument's sake,
that my client in fact is Satan,
we will prove that this man
is no way responsible
for this man's problems
in society.
And it's a disturbing and
reprehensible thing
for him to sue my client
who's done him no wrong.
I'm done, let the trial begin!
Plaintiff, your first witness.
Pastor Matthews,
- Is Satan real?
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